Ask The DGN Genie

[phee]

Can you tell me in english language what Candy has dear genie?

Upper respatory issues

[jadnifer]

dearest genie why cant I quit smoking??

[phee]

dearest genie why cant I quit smoking??

Because you are still on fire....

[CandyQuackenbush]

Upper respatory issues

Can I be the DGN Head Nurse?

[phee]

Can I be the DGN Head Nurse?

If you feel like starting your own thread... heh

[creatureofthenyte]

What doe it mean, if I have a goose, I get a goose ?

[phee]

What doe it mean, if I have a goose, I get a goose ?

Doe.... a dear a female dear

[odims_sphere]

oh dear sweet genie,

Is it safe?

[Destroit]

Dear Genie,

I understand that you recently appointed Candy as the Head Nurse of DGN, which brings to my attention, you may need a DGN Radiologist to access whether we all have cancer. Sooo I'm qualfied due to being Chernobyl, since you know, radiology involves radiation. Makes me qualfied right? Sooo....can I be the DGN Radiologist?

[jadnifer]

Genie...can I be the DGN quack doctor if I start my own thread...please??? Ive always wanted to be a doctor....MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

[phee]

What I find interesting is that I have found myself in the position of granting others permission to create threads....

[Destroit]

Well,

You are a genie, yes? You do grant things, correct?

[phee]

Well,

You are a genie, yes? You do grant things, correct?

Grants come from Universities.... and Hugh Grants father

[odims_sphere]

i had a father once... it was great

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Dear DGN Genie,

I have but one question thus far: will I ever find love, and will it stick?

(this is the most entertaining thread i have ever read. I love you guys)

[phee]

Dear DGN Genie,

I have but one question thus far: will I ever find love, and will it stick?

(this is the most entertaining thread i have ever read. I love you guys)

Love is not something to be found... it is to be created.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

Yes well, with as much love as I have in my heart, I can't seem to get with someone who is willing to share is with me.

*cries a little*

What shall I do...

[phee]

Yes well, with as much love as I have in my heart, I can't seem to get with someone who is willing to share is with me.

*cries a little*

What shall I do...

Don't "get" someone... get yourself before anything else can happen.

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

already there, dude... 'self-love' gets a little one sided, and over rated, after a while....

[phee]

already there, dude... 'self-love' gets a little one sided, and over rated, after a while....

"Self love" while others are watching can sometimes make the others fall in love with you... at least for a while.... with candles while "self love" is being performed...

[GothicRavenGoddess (3)]

what about self-love with an unlit white candle? is that odd?

[phee]

what about self-love with an unlit white candle? is that odd?

The answer to this question is deepwithin you... like roughly around your liver

[CandyQuackenbush]

Genie-

Can I get a giraffee?

[Tryp]

Oh dear Genie...

What is 2+2

lol

[phee]

Oh dear Genie...

What is 2+2

lol

How many fingers that one guy had who lived in that old bus