Ask The DGN Genie

[phee]

DGN Genie...why I haven't I quit my job and turned full time poker pro yet?

Because poker is gambling and that is a sin... and you are too pure of heart

Oh Genie is he going to tell me my admit one "Book of the Dead" Premier ticket is just a book mark and my two admit two halves are just torn from two other bookmarks?

Huh?

dgn genie.... yes, or no?

Corret!

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, DGN Genie.....

Can I have it? Pretty, pretty please??? I really want it....

[phee]

Can I have it? Pretty, pretty please??? I really want it....

So tell me what you want... what you really REALLY want....

[Brenda Starrr]

It. Can I have it?

[phee]

It. Can I have it?

OK here is your Spicegirls Vynal .... next question?

[Brenda Starrr]

That's not it.

[JaneDead]

Corret!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i knew it!

[Msterbeau]

Howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood?

[JaneDead]

Howmuchwoodcouldawoodchuckchuckifawoodchuckcouldchuckwood?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

oh come on now that one is easy. everyone knows it is

2.

[phee]

Well it looks like Dyno and Brenda think that they can do MY JOB.... I will not give anymore answers until someone takes me to lunch and a petting zoo.

[Brenda Starrr]

Pfft! We probably can!

[phee]

Pfft! We probably can!

Alrighty then which petting zoo resteraunt?

[Mikielikesit]

Oh wise and merciful DGN Genie, should i drive 900 miles to go see a hole in the ground? (Carlsbad Caverns)

[Paper Hearts]

DGN Geenie, how come a bunch of Irish alcoholics keep track of all the world's records (Guinness book of world records)?

[Brenda Starrr]

I still want it. Can I have it?

[phee]

Oh wise and merciful DGN Genie, should i drive 900 miles to go see a hole in the ground? (Carlsbad Caverns)

Yes they have lots of bats to earn you goth points...

DGN Geenie, how come a bunch of Irish alcoholics keep track of all the world's records (Guinness book of world records)?

OK you do it then yah bastard....

I still want it. Can I have it?

Yeah baby you've got it....

[Mikielikesit]

Oh DGN GENIE should also stop in Roswell NM and if I do how many more goth points do I get for that?

[Guest Game of Chance]

Oh DGN GENIE should also stop in Roswell NM and if I do how many more goth points do I get for that?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Roswell is kinda boring...but the aliens at the McDonalds are kinda cool...go to the museum if you go...its free...but I guess I'll let the Genie answer

[Paper Hearts]

Oh, DGN Geenie, when somebody writes "ROFL", does it really mean that they are really rolling on their floor, laughing?

[JaneDead]

Oh, DGN Geenie, when somebody writes "ROFL", does it really mean that they are really rolling on their floor, laughing?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i think it means they are rolling on my floor laughing- which is why my floor is so clean right now.

[Paper Hearts]

Thanks for that.

[Paper Hearts]

DGN Geenie, who killed Mr Moonlight?

[phee]

Oh DGN GENIE should also stop in Roswell NM and if I do how many more goth points do I get for that?

Actually 3.2 but more if you get an anal probe.

Oh, DGN Geenie, when somebody writes "ROFL", does it really mean that they are really rolling on their floor, laughing?

Actually it means ROFL which is an obscure Irish Broom for cleaning meat...

And yeah that Mr. Moonlight thing um.... that would be Brenda

[Brenda Starrr]

:blink

Why is it always ME??

[phee]

:blink

Why is it always ME??

Because you are the choosen one, the one who will sit at the head of all tables you are the alpha and the omega, you are Legion because you are many, you are the eater of worlds, Cthulhu Fat 'gan Ia Ia... or maybe you are just groovie

Edited July 26, 2005 by phee