Ask The DGN Genie

[JaneDead]

Actually 3.2 but more if you get an anal probe.

Oh, DGN Geenie, when somebody writes "ROFL", does it really mean that they are really rolling on their floor, laughing?

Actually it means ROFL which is an obscure Irish Broom for cleaning meat...

And yeah that Mr. Moonlight thing um.... that would be Brenda

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i thought it was an obscure irish broom for cleaning floors, my floors

[Brenda Starrr]

Because you are the choosen one, the one who will sit at the head of all tables you are the alpha and the omega, you are Legion because you are many, you are the eater of worlds, Cthulhu Fat 'gan Ia Ia... or maybe you are just groovie

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Why am I always getting picked for these things, O wiseass Genie??

[Paper Hearts]

Why am I always getting picked for these things, O wiseass Genie??

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-Because you shot Nostalgia in the back, you shot our innocence. All my dreams have melted and are hiding in the bushes-dead man doing Douglas Fairbanks dance. You killed Mr Moonlight. Shadow of his smile. Shadow of his smile.

[Paper Hearts]

[Rozzlyn]

Ask the DGN Genie any question any question in the Universe and through the mysterious powers... he shall answer.

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How much longer until I can afford to move to Australia and get enough surgery to look like Adam Ant?

[Paper Hearts]

How much longer until I can afford to move to Australia and get enough surgery to look like Adam Ant?

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"If you have the Adam Ant procedure first, Queensland, "the Alabama of Australia", will be obliged to pay for your one-way flight seating status to be upgraded to buisness class."

[Brenda Starrr]

O, freakin' Genie.....

Am I bad for thinking what I think??

[Guest Game of Chance]

-Because you shot Nostalgia in the back, you shot our innocence. All my dreams have melted and are hiding in the bushes-dead man doing Douglas Fairbanks dance. You killed Mr Moonlight. Shadow of his smile. Shadow of his smile.

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lol...told ya that was a good song =)

::takes his props::

[Paper Hearts]

O, freakin' Genie.....

Am I bad for thinking what I think??

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"Your fantasies are not evil, but not including more powders and lipsticks in them, when you could have imagined them for free, is a bit wreckless."

[Brenda Starrr]

I like being reckless. It's hot.

[phee]

Was that a question... if so the answer is yes

[float]

will I ever make it back to Memphis?

[phee]

"Yes.... but the one in Egypt"

[Mikielikesit]

If I fall in love with the alien who gives me the anal probe will he ever call me back?

[JaneDead]

If I fall in love with the alien who gives me the anal probe will he ever call me back?

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i could be wrong but i'd say no.... he was just look for a piece of ass. i sure hope that anal probe was clean before he used it on you, since he is probably an anal probe whore.

[Paper Hearts]

Mother May I?

[Brenda Starrr]

If I were the Genie, I'd say yes.

[phee]

Mother May I?

(The Genie says)

Yeah... uh .... OK

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, Genie. You are so wise. Tell me why I want things that I cannot have?

[phee]

Cuz you are an individual....JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE

[Brenda Starrr]

I need to stop being such an "individual".......

[Hellion]

:devil Will I get a better job than what I have now?

[Paper Hearts]

:devil Will I get a better job than what I have now?

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"You will one day lead an army of peas across the plane of perpetual autumn to a great battle and be paid for you victory over fondu with the carcass of Jerry Mathers"

[Head Wreck]

on a side note...

http://halfass.com/images/adam_ant.jpeg

yes that is Mr Ant himself now

[Mikielikesit]

Oh great and mystical DGN GENIE WHY?