Ask The DGN Genie

[DarkVampire]

To be or not to be?

[Paper Hearts]

on a side note...

http://halfass.com/images/adam_ant.jpeg

yes that is Mr Ant himself now

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I can't believe he'd wear a shirt like that-of course, you cannot tell what kind of suit jacket he's got on over it...I suppose the hat and specs save him, though, those are pretty cool. -He always had such a cool sense of fashion-actually, he used to desiegn his own wardrobe, back when he was with the Ants and in the years shortly after, and what a wardrobe it was!

[Paper Hearts]

Oh great and mystical DGN GENIE WHY?

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"Look man, you're just going to have to learn to deal".

[Paper Hearts]

To be or not to be?

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"At one point, I'd decided I'd hang myself from the rafters in the cellar but finally, I realized, hey I can't do this with my own belt-that's like hanging yourself with your dick, so, lol, I went down to the hardware store to see what else I could use and the craziest thing happened-they actually had that tape in I'd been looking for! I went home did some "crafting"."

[Paper Hearts]

Dear Mr Genie,

Remember that show 'leave it to Beaver'? Why did they call the show that when anytime that they left something to Beaver, he fucked it all up?

[phee]

Dear Mr Genie,

Remember that show 'leave it to Beaver'? Why did they call the show that when anytime that they left something to Beaver, he fucked it all up?

It was altered from the original script, it was originally about a chicken....

[Paper Hearts]

Dear Genie,

How come there are both, a king and queen size for matresses? Don't the king and queen sleep together?

[Brenda Starrr]

O, Genie.....

I've tossed this around for a very long time. Is it bad just to sleep with another person?

[phee]

Dear Genie,

How come there are both, a king and queen size for matresses? Don't the king and queen sleep together?

Not usually... you see my young friend, historically royal marrages were "arrangened" and while there were conjical visits... mostly the monarchs tended to sleep apart from one another"

[Paper Hearts]

O, Genie.....

I've tossed this around for a very long time. Is it bad just to sleep with another person?

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"Simply sleeping with someone else will get you by in a pinch but if you really want to have fun, you've got to lose the italics..."

Edited July 29, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

But I like the italics. It doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

[Paper Hearts]

But I like the italics. It doesn't make me a bad person, does it?

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"No, but it does make you a dangerous person to sleep with."

[Brenda Starrr]

I am not dangerous to sllep with unless someone tries to stick something up my ass.

[Paper Hearts]

Bren, you are the only one who talks back to the genie. -Just thought I'd point that out- lol

[Brenda Starrr]

Does that make me a moron?

[Paper Hearts]

No, it just means that you are so hilarious!

[phee]

The Genie says:

"Only if you believe it to be so"

[Brenda Starrr]

I think that the Genie likes it when I talk to him.

[Paper Hearts]

I think that the Genie likes it when I talk to him.

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"We should go out sometime..."

[Brenda Starrr]

I think we'd make an attractive pair.....

[Paper Hearts]

I think we'd make an attractive pair.....

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"Well, when will you be in Detroit, next?"

[Brenda Starrr]

You're the Genie. You should know.

[phee]

Are we all done flirting with the Genie?

[Paper Hearts]

You're the Genie. You should know.

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"21-23 October, 2005".

[Brenda Starrr]

Uh....

The Genie is flirting with me. And I want to run my fingers through the Genie's hair. That would be fun.

Edited July 29, 2005 by BrendaStarrr