Ask The DGN Genie

[phee]

Stop rubbing his lamp like that...

[Paper Hearts]

Are we all done flirting with the Genie?

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"If you had been trapped inside a bottle for the last 2,995 years, you wouldn't be in to wasting time, either".

[Brenda Starrr]

He likes it, don't you Genie?

[Paper Hearts]

Uh....

The Genie is flirting with me. And I want to run my fingers through the Genie's hair. That would be fun.

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:blushing

[Brenda Starrr]

Trust me. You would love it. It's so relaxing.

[Paper Hearts]

Trust me. You would love it. It's so relaxing.

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"mmmmmm...yeah..."

[Brenda Starrr]

And, I would enjoy making you feel good.....

[Paper Hearts]

And, I would enjoy making you feel good.....

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"Oh fuck! Oh fuck, I'm gonna cum! ....Ahhh."

:sleeping ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzz

[Brenda Starrr]

lmao!

No seconds, huh?

[Paper Hearts]

I guess it'd been a while for him-

[Paper Hearts]

lmao!

No seconds, huh?

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"ZZZZZZZZzzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZZzzzz ZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzz"

[Brenda Starrr]

But, I'm not "done"

[Paper Hearts]

I think he's going to be out for a while. Wow. I cna't believe you did it with the DGN genie- lol

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah, I'm pretty picky.

[Paper Hearts]

He's kind of hot, actually...

[Brenda Starrr]

Yeah, and I'm not the kind of girl who finds everyone attractive, either.

[Paper Hearts]

Hold that thought.

[Brenda Starrr]

How long do I hold it?

[Paper Hearts]

How long do I hold it?

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"Hold it with all your might, because shit's about to get freaky in here."

[Brenda Starrr]

Freaky, you say? How so?

[phee]

Because of the aphids

[Brenda Starrr]

Aphids are freaky.

[Mikielikesit]

Oh great genie I am so confused .......Who is the REAL DGN GENIE???????????

[JaneDead]

Oh great genie I am so confused .......Who is the REAL DGN GENIE???????????

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the world may never know :devil

[Paper Hearts]

I found the photo (via happenstance, through a Google search for an image of something else) that we use as the DGN genie and originally, I began the idea of asking this very strange looking bust questions, as if it were a genie, with Brenda and Phee in the DGN Coffee House. When the idea came to make it a spin-off thread, a new game, I had to leave the computer, so I asked Phee (having complete confidence in Phee's sense of humor) If he might start it for me because I wouldn't be returning to the computer for a couple days. In short, Phee and I both channel the DGN genie's answers, equally. -And I have been honored that Phee has continued to help me in getting answers from the genie, for those who ask questions. That is a great story, isn't it?

Edited August 1, 2005 by Paper Hearts