Ask The DGN Genie

[Brenda Starrr]

I'd do the Genie. He's hot....

[phee]

*sigh*

[JaneDead]

i channel the dgn genie as well.... without permission of course. but i don't care.

[Brenda Starrr]

I don't channel the Genie. I just give him a reason to smile some days.

[Paper Hearts]

i channel the dgn genie as well.... without permission of course. but i don't care.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

i'll hereby dub the Lady Dynomite, interpreter of goth oracles.

[Paper Hearts]

I don't channel the Genie. I just give him a reason to smile some days.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

=)

[fever blister]

is it possible to tame the nain rouge?

[Paper Hearts]

is it possible to tame the nain rouge?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"You know, this is funny: because a buddy of mine and I were camping on Belle Isle, this past weekend and as we started reheating our pre-cooked, prepared, frozen chicken nuggets over our campfire (we put them on sticks and roast them like marshmallows), we noticed we'd forgotten our bottle o' thousand island dressing! So, naturally, being the modern, hip, eccentrics that fast food has made us, one of us had to go back across the bridge and purchase another bottle, before our whole dinner was ruined, by lack of dippin' sauce. Bubba went to go get it.

Well, while I'm sitting there, by myself, feeling lonely over roast nuggets with no sauce, I heard a strange noise coming from the stand of trees behind us that I knew weren't no Cadillac Escalade. Finally, I stood up to try and tell what in hell was going on and was consummately struck in the head with an empty bottle of thousand island, that I recognized was ours because it had my initials written on the label; it was thrown from behind an old refrigerator, someone had abandoned... I suspected it was my buddy, just playing tricks but then out stepped that Nain Rouge! It wore blue knee socks and short shorts, with a jeweled bra and had it's hair crimped and (generally) looked like the Spice Girl that we never had. -Damned fucker seems to enjoy thousand island dressing."

Edited August 2, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[fever blister]

the legend continues

[Brenda Starrr]

O, DGN Genie. You hot, sexy bitch......

What have you done for me lately?

[Paper Hearts]

O, DGN Genie. You hot, sexy bitch......

What have you done for me lately?

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"Today, I have invented and named a hot and spicey fish rub, for you, my love."

Edited August 2, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

Isn't that sweet! What did you call it?

[Fierce Critter]

Where did those socks go?

[Paper Hearts]

Where did those socks go?

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"Those socks, in particular, are now in the International Sock Hall of Fame and thusly, no longer require patronage by the likes of "riff raff" like you."

[Fierce Critter]

Then those socks can suck it.

Suck it, socks.

[Paper Hearts]

"Today, I have invented and named a hot and spicey fish rub, for you, my love."

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Isn't that sweet! What did you call it?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"...ummm..."

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, come now.....

What did you call it, Genie?

[Fierce Critter]

"Sinful Sock Sucking Seafood Slather"

[Brenda Starrr]

lmao!

Say that 5 times fast!!

[EvilEve]

oh DGN Genie, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tooties roll pop?

[Paper Hearts]

oh DGN Genie, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tooties roll pop?

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"You're wasting your time with that shit, honey".

Edited August 2, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh Genie....

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

[EvilEve]

oh Genie,

why do the kangaroo's want me to free them from the zoo?

[Dollardave]

Am I gonna score ever with Dirtywhispers?

[Paper Hearts]

Oh Genie....

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"I have niether the body nor the ability"