Ask The DGN Genie

[Brenda Starrr]

He needs to hurry, because it really hurt!

[Fierce Critter]

Genie? When in hell will I get out of this godforsakencornerofhell?

[Brenda Starrr]

Genie, why is Critter's av so kickass?

[Paper Hearts]

Genie? When in hell will I get out of this godforsakencornerofhell?

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"When you learn control your inner mallard. You've really been acting like a duckling lately and need to get a grip-this is not your birthday, nobody is going to throw up into your mouth, anymore. I recommend dunking your head in the essence of common pack rats and then dressing in Swiss news papers. Finally, have someone wring the usefullness out of one of your arms. That's what I'd do".

[Paper Hearts]

Genie, why is Critter's av so kickass?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"We don't say the word "ass" here".

[Brenda Starrr]

Ass ass ass ass ASS.

What are you going to do, spank me??

[Paper Hearts]

Ass ass ass ass ASS.

What are you going to do, spank me??

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

:blushing

[Fierce Critter]

"When you learn control your inner mallard. You've really been acting like a duckling lately and need to get a grip-this is not your birthday, nobody is going to throw up into your mouth, anymore. I recommend dunking your head in the essence of common pack rats and then dressing in Swiss news papers. Finally, have someone wring the usefullness out of one of your arms. That's what I'd do".

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Damn. And I was so looking forward to some tasty regurgitation.

Ahh - thanks, Genie, for reminding me to pick up newspapers with which to pack more and more CRAP.

[Paper Hearts]

Dear Senior` Detroit, how do you say, Goth Network Genie:

Does Seniorita Starrr really find that Senior Papyrus Heart is a quote, unquote, sexy bitch?

[Brenda Starrr]

I think you know the answer. If the Genie lies, I will never run my fingers through his blue hairs ever again.

[phee]

Dear Senior` Detroit, how do you say, Goth Network Genie:

Does Seniorita Starrr really find that Senior Papyrus Heart is a quote, unquote, sexy bitch?

The answer is green on Thursday... you asked the wrong question

[JaneDead]

dear genie,

why am i having the thoughts i am having about the person i am having them about when i have no idea why i am thinking what i am thinking?

sincerely,

me

[phee]

dear genie,

why am i having the thoughts i am having about the person i am having them about when i have no idea why i am thinking what i am thinking?

sincerely,

me

To think about thinking is thoughtful even when thinking thoughts.

So there you go.

[JaneDead]

ok great but why?

[phee]

ok great but why?

Because when thinking thoughtful thoughts about thinking once tends to think of thoughts that one might think about while being thoughtful...

That should clear it up... next question.

[JaneDead]

when will it stop!!!!

[phee]

when will it stop!!!!

When you allow it too... no sooner

[Fierce Critter]

Genie, why do we like hot candies like Hot Tamales, Atomic Fireball Jawbreakers and the like so much?

[Brenda Starrr]

Genie, I need a hug. Will you hold me?

[Paper Hearts]

Genie, why do we like hot candies like Hot Tamales, Atomic Fireball Jawbreakers and the like so much?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

""We like them because, to paraphrase something Marquise DeSade once wrote, the feeling of pain is so much more thorough, extensive and profound than anything joy can produce. We like them because they remind us that we are alive. This is also why the DGN Genie likes to be beaten senseless durring love making."

[JaneDead]

what kind of sub will i get at jimmy john's? i mean i already know... but do YOU?

[Paper Hearts]

what kind of sub will i get at jimmy john's? i mean i already know... but do YOU?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Yes."

[JaneDead]

ok mr know it all then what is it i will be getting?

[Paper Hearts]

ok mr know it all then what is it i will be getting?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"I'm sick and tired of people coming to me for advice and then talking to me like a peice of shit. This is bullshit!! -After all I do for you! I hate this shit! You think you can just talk to me any way you choose...like you're better than me...fuck this shit, i'm outta here!"

Edited August 10, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[JaneDead]

no the correct answer is the vegetarian sub. gosh.