Ask The DGN Genie

[Paper Hearts]

no the correct answer is the vegetarian sub. gosh.

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"I was going to say that."

[JaneDead]

of course you were

[Paper Hearts]

of course you were

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"I really was".

[Brenda Starrr]

What should I have for dinner?

[Paper Hearts]

What should I have for dinner?

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"A veggie sub, right?"

[Brenda Starrr]

Ew. I like meat. What kind of meat should I eat?

[Paper Hearts]

Ew. I like meat. What kind of meat should I eat?

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"I'm sick and tired of people coming to me for advice and then talking to me like a peice of shit. This is bullshit!! -After all I do for you! I hate this shit! You think you can just talk to me any way you choose...like you're better than me...fuck this shit, i'm outta here!"

[Brenda Starrr]

Want a blow job?

[JaneDead]

"oh my"

[Paper Hearts]

Want a blow job?

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"The answer is yes".

[Brenda Starrr]

Genie....

Will the ever-gorgeous Paper Hearts stop liking me because I say "y'all?"

[Paper Hearts]

Genie....

Will the ever-gorgeous Paper Hearts stop liking me because I say "y'all?"

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"Mr. Hearts is very picky about slang, 'tis true! Papyrus Heart is human though-he can be...shall we say..."persuaded" to like you despite your thusly apparent void of reasoning when it comes to good colloquial speech. Make him a random offering, as if he were a god. -Perhaps a slaughtered lamb or oral sex..."

[Daevion]

ok genie....I'm cucku for cocoa puffs and I can't spell...what should I do?

[phee]

ok genie....I'm cucku for cocoa puffs and I can't spell...what should I do?

Keep your mouth full of them...

[Paper Hearts]

ok genie....I'm cucku for cocoa puffs and I can't spell...what should I do?

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"I don't want to get into the whole Cocoa Puffs issue, because it causes rifts between our members but I heard a song once about a girl who got "rough and stuff with her Afro puffs" and seemed very proud of that-perhaps you should try getting rough and stuff with your Cocoa Puffs...

As For your spelling troubles, I recommend that when you're confronted about something you may have spelled wrong by another member, you merely argue that you did it that way because you wanted to and that if they paid a little more attention, they'd see that EVERYTHING you do is for a reason and then end by saying "unlike you, you meaningless peice of shit."

[Daevion]

Keep your mouth full of them...

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false genie!! false genie!!

[Daevion]

"I don't want to get into the whole Cocoa Puffs issue, because it causes rifts between our members but I heard a song once about a girl who got "rough and stuff with her Afro puffs" and seemed very proud of that-perhaps you should try getting rough and stuff with your Cocoa Puffs...

As For your spelling troubles, I recommend that when you're confronted about something you may have spelled wrong by another member, you merely argue that you did it that way because you wanted to and that if they paid a little more attention, they'd see that EVERYTHING you do is for a reason and then end by saying "unlike you, you meaningless peice of shit."

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oh thankyou O wise one

[Brenda Starrr]

Will I be missed when I start my new job?

[Paper Hearts]

Brenda: Will I be missed when I start my new job?

"I just want to fucking die. Why in fuck can't someone just dash me out like a fucking cinder? I can't believe i'm being made to endure this torture! -Well, i won't! That's right, I said I won't! I'll top my self, that's exactly what I'll do! i'll just fucking kill myself and then you can all laugh at me when i'm dead since it's so fucking funny to you mother fuckers! I hate you all! I hate life!"

[Mikielikesit]

Oh great and wonderful DGN GENIE do you have issues or what?

[Paper Hearts]

Mikielikesit: Oh great and Wonderful DGN Genie, do you have issues or what?

"I have what is commonly known as "what". What first appeared in popular English literature some time before 1010 and is akin to Old Saxon hwat what, Old Flemmish hwet, Dutch & Low German wat, German was, Old High German waz, hwaz, Icelandic hvat, Swedish & Danish hvad, Gothic hwa and is closely related to why, who or which."

Edited August 16, 2005 by Paper Hearts

[Brenda Starrr]

Genie, do you know how much I love you and your gothy angst?

[Paper Hearts]

Genie, do you know how much I love you and your gothy angst?

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"Yes."

[Brenda Starrr]

Wanna see my tits?

[Paper Hearts]

Wanna see my tits?

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"I would like to see most of the tits out there, yes."