Ask The DGN Genie

[phee]

Ask the DGN Genie any question any question in the Universe and through the mysterious powers... he shall answer.

Edited July 25, 2005 by phee

[paradox]

what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh, DGN Genie.....

Should I buy a micro miniskirt?

[phee]

And the Genie channeled through phee and said:

"Swallow... I spit?"

"And hell yeah you trollop... go 4 it!"

[soothsayer]

????? :laughing ????? :blink

[torn asunder]

what is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

african, or european!? :laughing

[paradox]

er...i dont know

AHHHHHHHhhhhhh!!!!

[Brenda Starrr]

Do you find chicks with red bangs and star tattoos on their chest who wear leopard print camisoles hot?

[Mikielikesit]

DGN GENIE........will I ever find my way?

[Vater Araignee]

Oh impotent DGN Genii "Will I evefaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarttar the world has ever known?"

[Msterbeau]

Hey Wally... If I go through the mailbox, will I end up in heaven?

[phee]

Do you find chicks with red bangs and star tattoos on their chest who wear leopard print camisoles hot?

Yeah don't you?

DGN GENIE........will I ever find my way?

No but you will find my way so I can go to the tittie bar... so get to it!

Hey Wally... If I go through the mailbox, will I end up in heaven?

You are a freak.... get off my roof.

[float]

who was better in bed Jane Russell, or Jan Mansfield?

[phee]

who was better in bed Jane Russell, or Jan Mansfield?

I never slept with them sepratly so... um The one that starts with the letter J

[Vater Araignee]

Why is the sky blue?

[phee]

Why is the sky blue?

Cuz it aint pink

[Vater Araignee]

How will I act when I meet Bruce today?

[phee]

How will I act when I meet Bruce today?

He is a great guy... the person I am possesing (phee) has met him 3 times and had dinner with him once... you will act like you enjoy yourself

[Vater Araignee]

What type of enjoy oh possessor of phee? Spastic? Speechless? Awe? Piss on myself? Or the worst of all "Proclaiming how he has inspired me to dream again and profess my unending worship of him?" ya know jibbering fan boy.

[phee]

What type of enjoy oh possessor of phee? Spastic? Speechless? Awe? Piss on myself? Or the worst of all "Proclaiming how he has inspired me to dream again and profess my unending worship of him?" ya know jibbering fan boy.

You will try to kiss him

[Vater Araignee]

No dont plant the sugestion!!! It might just happen

[phee]

Ren't you familiar with the orical of Appallo.

[Guest Game of Chance]

DGN Genie...why I haven't I quit my job and turned full time poker pro yet?

[Vater Araignee]

Oh Genie is he going to tell me my admit one "Book of the Dead" Premier ticket is just a book mark and my two admit two halves are just torn from two other bookmarks?

[JaneDead]

dgn genie.... yes, or no?