Dollardave Posted August 31, 2005 Posted August 31, 2005 I never seen a whore in Detroit. Except at city sometimes that is.
ManicQueen Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 I almost hit a whore today.. how many points would that give me?
unchaste Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 You've never seen a whore in Detroit? Do you have eyes? Drive down Michigan Avenue or Warren at any time of night. 'Ho's a-plenty. It's hilarious.
paradox Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 oh yea, all the cheap, dirty crack-whores are on chene. i used to live down that way. saw em every day. nasty.
ManicQueen Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 alot. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Like what's alot? 10? 15 points? Cuz I was driving down Gratiot today and this stupid crack-whore, white-trash, skank that looked like she had herpes from head to toe was standing in the middle of the road like she lost her crack pipe. I was blasting my sirens and horns and she still wouldn't move.. I had to dodge her funky ass by 3 feet.. I was that close!
unchaste Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 okay, here are points in relations to the location of the hooker: middle of the road: 50 pts bent over looking for crack pipe in middle of road: 75 pts giving head in middle of road: 100 pts chased down an alley and squished up against a dumpster: 200 pts
ManicQueen Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 Damn, I knew I should of just hit the bitch.. I would of got some mad crazy points you have sirens??? coooolll..... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Ambulance
the eternal Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 I just came from the pity party. Unchaste, you are like a Mexican soap opera. You make me laugh and cry in less than a minute
unchaste Posted September 1, 2005 Posted September 1, 2005 no one's ever told me i'm like a mexican ANYTHING before, :laughing
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