Which Bumper Stickers are on your car?

[Marblez]

paypal to marblez1175@yahoo.com

[JaneDead]

oh actually i don't have a bumper sticker but i have one of those cling on things in my windshield that is this:

http://members.aol.com/bigpimpprezdnt/images/pimp%20zone.jpg

[Fierce Critter]

Right now, just "WARNING: I brake for animals".

When I had a POS, I plastered that sucker with vinyl window decals I designed & had cut custom, and regular stickers on the bumper & back of the trunk.

On the window I had: RedHotChiliPeppers, The Cure, Siouxsie, Split Enz, Cheap Trick, NIN, Journey, R.E.M. And top center, I had one made that said "Downriver Rat" with a graphic of a rat next to it.

On the back bumper & trunk, I probably had lots of Siouxsie, the Cure, Beatles, R.E.M., U2.

I once came back from the mall to find a note under my window wiper that said, "You're so hardcore". I took it as a compliment until I realized it was written on a mail-in subscription form for "Sassy" magazine. :grin

[SomeDanGuy]

Now that I'm on my laptop, here's a file of my stickers. I had them printed at http://www.makestickers.com/. It's only 5 bucks for one sticker. And hell, they're pretty big so you can do like I did and have a few seperate stickers on one and cut them apart.

[The_Dark]

"Maybe you would driver better with that cell phone up your ass."

"Next time waive with all your fingers."

"Everyone has the right to be stupid, but your abusing it."

[Hellion]

:devil I used to have one that said; Hows my driving; call 1-800-eat shit!

[soothsayer]

I bought a used car that already had a bumper sticker that said "one day at a time". After a while people (total strangers) at traffic lights and where have you, would say to me "don't give in" and "stay strong".

Well I thought, this has to be connected to the sticker. So I asked someone, what the hell does this sticker mean, they said it was an AA slogan. The next friggin day I went and got a big Nirvana sticker to cover the old one up. :laughing

[Lar'Us Var'Ruk]

But Officer is only a four cyclinder

Audio Bahn Logo

Zum

What doesnt kill you will only require brief hospitalization

0-60 in five minutes

The who world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus

Why am I the only one on the planet that knows how to drive?

The people who live behind my eyes and scream directly into my brain to me to tell you, Hello.....

[bean]

When I had my old minivan I had:

The whole world is going to hell, and I am driving the bus

NIN sticker

Bloodhound Gang sticker

Korn sticker

Tool sticker

Thrill Kill Kult Sticker

Shut up and drive

My other ride is your mom

My other ride is a broomstick

My kid was named inmate of the month (I don't have kids, but I thought it was funny)

I'm not going to list the stickers I have on my car now, because who knows how many enemies I have and I really don't want my car fucked with.

[gothicmom]

I don't have any right now but we have some "Knapp Knight Student of the Month" that should be attatched.

We had a bunch of Scooby Doo stickers on the mini van. I had a Betti Page on my car door. I have a Depeche Mode Music for the Masses, but I don't know if I'll stick it on or not. It's small and looks like it would come off easily.

[Rozzlyn]

I'll never tell where I got that one!

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http://evolvefish.com/index.html

Edited to add:

BEWARE! Site has mondo queer-positive, liberal, anti-Capitalist and anti-War bumper schtickersh.

[LuluVox]

I drive a simple, unassuming, silvery grey 1990 Honda Civic station wagon, with a black-with-white-writing Smiths sticker on it.