Would you have been a Nazi?

[Scary Guy]

And I will beat it into your heads until you get it right (or at least share the same view as me since oppinions can be neither right nor wrong).  Because I am a goth nazi, and Andrew Eldritch is mein fürer.

Whats funny is... you people actually thought I was joking.

[The_Dark]

Sorry hun.. I would be one of teh Freedom fighters trying to stop your evil empire.

[Marblez]

Sorry hun.. I would be one of teh Freedom fighters trying to stop your evil empire.

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Ahh but it doesn't have to be evil, does it? :devil

[The_Dark]

Well, no... but what would be the fun?

[Marblez]

Well, no... but what would be the fun?

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It could be "bad" without being evil. "Bad" is still very much fun!!

[soothsayer]

I just have to say, of all the people on this board I would never have guessed that Marblez was actually Hitler!

:fear  :confused

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:whistling

I'm not saying anything. :fear

[Jarodaka]

It could be "bad" without being evil. "Bad" is still very much fun!!

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So it'd be more like a 'naughty' empire? I'd still have to stop you, Marblez!

[soothsayer]

ADOLF HITLER himself

Achtung! You are 69% brainwashworthy, 63% antitolerant, and 80% blindly patriotic

You probably you lack the charisma and intelligence to be Hitler himself, but then again, who knows? You've got a few of the necessary traits, at least. You are crazy, nationalistic, and more proud of your background than you should be. Right now I am breathing a big sigh of relief that you don't live in Germany in the 1930's, although I guess things couldn't have gone any worse than they did, even with your help. Maybe all this energy that you feel right now could be directed to an end less evil? Are you a Police Officer? Not in my town, I hope.

Sadly, you exceeded expectations on all 3 indicators.

Deutschland: Uber Alles!

Well......that explaines everything now.

[Jarodaka]

Say what you want about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos.

/YAMQ

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[Marblez]

:whistling

I'm not saying anything. :fear

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Ahh, but you just did!!

[Marblez]

So it'd be more like a 'naughty' empire?  I'd still have to stop you, Marblez!

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Ok, well, how bout just one continent?

[soothsayer]

ich noch besagte nichts.......obgleich ich bin schuldig vor machen ein Scherz. :whistling

[Jarodaka]

I am not moved by your emotional public-speaking skills!

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[Vater Araignee]

Achtung! You are 2% brainwashworthy, 68% antitolerant, and 81% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

You scored higher than 0% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 96% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 96% on patriotic

DESTROY ZE CLOSE MINDED, unt ef zey claim to be open and prove zem selves not ZEN TORTURE ZEM FIRST!!!

[Troy Spiral (13)]

No but i'd like to play one on TV becasue the SS uniforms looked sweet.

[Scary Guy]

No but i'd like to play one on TV becasue the SS uniforms looked sweet.

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"ICH SEHE NICHTS, ICH WEISS NICHTS.."

[Daevion]

No but i'd like to play one on TV becasue the SS uniforms looked sweet.

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They do look pretty sweet....and thats because Hugo Boss supplied all the nazi uniforms. SS by Hugo Boss...too bad I can't post a link cause my work firewall blocks it...go figure.

[wheresmypiggy]

Achtung! You are 23% brainwashworthy, 40% antitolerant, and 14% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

Well duh. They woulda killed me first.

[Guest MsMaldoror]

The Expatriate

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 36% antitolerant, and 23% blindly patriotic

Congratulations! You are not susceptible to brainwashing, your values and cares extend beyond the borders of your own country, and your Blind Patriotism ("patriotism" for short) does not reach unhealthy levels. In Germany in the 30s, you would've left the country.

One bad scenario -- as I hypothetically project you back in time -- is that you just wouldn't have cared one way or the other about Nazism. Maybe politics don't interest you enough. But the fact that you took this test means they probably do. I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt.

Did you know that many of the smartest Germans departed prior to the beginning of World War II, because they knew some evil shit was brewing? Brain Drain. Many of them were scientists. It is very possible you could be one of them, depending on your age.

Conclusion: Born and raised in Germany in the early 1930's, you would not have been a Nazi.

[Moonlight_Phantasy]

Probably, seeing that my grandpa is full blooded German......

[Guest Megalicious]

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[Mikielikesit]

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 54% antitolerant, and 52% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

It all fits now I know what i must do for the father land and my leader MARBLEZ....I will fight to the death for her ............MAHAHAHAHA :devil

[Kiss The Midget]

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 90% antitolerant, and 76% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:

You scored higher than 50% on brainwashworthy

You scored higher than 99% on antitolerant

You scored higher than 94% on patriotic

[Paint it Black]

Umm, I would have been a Nazi!

:erm

Der Kommandant

Achtung! You are 30% brainwashworthy, 45% antitolerant, and 61% blindly patriotic

Brilliant, opportunistic, and patriotic to a fault, and not so fond of people who aren't just like you, you are like a Nazi General. Put into Germany in the 1940's, you would have been at the top of the asshole list. Not for Nazism, necessarily, but for your own sick, twisted values. Then, out of superior intelligence (relative to other Nazis, that is), you would've climbed to the top.

Conclusion: You would have been a Nazi, or at least aided them well and gladly.

There is certainly some truth to that...

:confused