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Knows how to flater a girl!

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feels flattered...

*shrugs and walks away*

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Would like to be flattered.

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Likes to make ritual noise.

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Likes to make ritual noise.

Likes to quote really bad albums

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has a head that smells like a puppy

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has a "super hero" but no arch-nemesis ...

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Has a head full of grey matter

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Eats grasshoppers dipped in chocolate.

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Would so eat those with me.

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Hasn't figure out that bugs bug me.

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Has boobies with holes, just like me.

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Knows that mine are so much bigger.

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Knows they make good pillows.

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Knows they are the first line of defense in a car crash.

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Has used them for PFD's

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Makes me wonder what a PFD is.

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Suddenly realizes it's a personal flotation device. Or a life preserver.

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Makes me say "Oh yeah, I knew that".

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Makes me wonder just how crazy she really is

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Has never stapled bagels to my face

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