The Person Above You

[Der Nister]

Has made her first funny here on dgn.

[kat (1)]

No my darling, you were my first funny here on DGN.

[Der Nister]

keeps stealing my lighter. doh!

Edited November 5, 2009 by Der Nister

[kat (1)]

is the comeback king...maybe...not.

Edited November 5, 2009 by kat

[Der Nister]

came back, went to the toilet...........set herself on fire, then ate some bad fudge.

[kat (1)]

secretly wears my stockings while reciting the Musical performance "I Feel Pretty".

[Der Nister]

Sets herself on fire........for shits and giggles.

[kat (1)]

sings like Celine Dion.

[Der Nister]

Secretly loves bad fudge.

[kat (1)]

wants to go to the store for me and get me a pack of cigs in like 5 minutes.

[Der Nister]

Can predict the future, one might say.

[kat (1)]

Loves me.

[Der Nister]

Knows I'll do anything (within reason) for her.

[kat (1)]

is currently at the store.

Edited November 5, 2009 by kat

[Der Nister]

Is doing a strip tease for me later.

[kat (1)]

is still having delusions.

[Der Nister]

Came back, went to the toilet........then sat down. Is now reading other posts and smoking a cig that her man picked up for her at the gas station.

Is patiently waiting for me to respond to her post.

[kat (1)]

likes toilets.

[Der Nister]

Knows that I piss in toilets every time I need to pee.

[kat (1)]

assumes he is special because he pee's in a toilet.

[Der Nister]

Thinks I'm special. Yay!

[StormKnight (1)]

smells of elderberries.

[Der Nister]

Smells?

Edited November 5, 2009 by Der Nister

[kat (1)]

yes smells.

[Der Nister]

Onions?