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Oh. Now you're in trouble. You have just brought on a long dormant cookie dough desire...

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muhaha and i got alot of raw cookie doough XP

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Teases grown men with cookie dough...

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Does the same when given the chance lol

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Knows me well...

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Knows nobody elses nose quite as good as he knows his own nose.

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Taught Houdini everything he knew.

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gave a hearing aid to a deaf mute as an April fools day prank.

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Claims he donated at the office everytime he see's a xmas Santa at all the goodwills he shops at.

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Makes a donation to the porcelain god at least once a day

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Promises to donate to the porcelain god less often after the holidays.

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wants to steal all of the paint from Ford, and leave only purple so they have to paint all their new cars and trucks purple.

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Spoiled my purple plans for ford.

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Wears only a purple thong to bed on Tuesday nights.

Wait........today's Tuesday. *runs to the bed room*

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wears a purple banana hammick when I am not around.

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Refused to fight during the revalutionary war on the grounds that she needed her beauty sleep.

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Dated the invisible man but left him because he would always insist on going out in public naked.

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knows all the words to every Barney song.

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Once said she was bored with DGN *believe it or not* :p

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Is Lou Reed!

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Is not Frodo.

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Fibs, I've looked two days in a row - and she isn't stalking me ><

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