The Person Above You

[eatdirt426]

has a caterpillar fetish.

[Burrich1]

Once narrowly avoided stepping on a caterpillar while on a pogo-stick in a foreign commonwealth during a midweek clogging festival.

[creatureofthenyte]

Once went bobbing for kumquats, on the far side of Bumpass West Virginia(and yes its a real place).

[prick]

Knows of places you dont want to visit.

[Joey Deadcat]

Punches out the bad guys and gets the girls.

[prick]

rRocks the stand up bass after serving drinks.

[Simon Bar Sinister]

rocks the big mouth bass on the grill

[prick]

The voice coming out of his mouth is a gift from god.

[Burrich1]

Has me convinced the voices in his head are a gift from the gods.

[creatureofthenyte]

Likes chewing gum that tastes like old army boots.

[Burrich1]

Likes chewing old army boots that taste like gum.

[creatureofthenyte]

Likes to drag race on foot, against cats at the drag strip.

[Burrich1]

Likes to drag cats by the foot at a strip club called The Rusty Slot.

[TheGimp]

likes to dress in drag wile wearing his old army boots while chewing gum while on the drag stip

[hunhee]

Likes to watch while in clown print underwear on his head, in the basement of an old speakeasy in the D.

Edited February 5, 2011 by hunhee

[Burrich1]

Is paid well by the owners of said disreputable speakeasy in the D to lure in unsuspecting victims...

I mean potential one time clients...

[hunhee]

Pays dearly for the services of said girl in the disreputable speakeasy even tho her services are for free.

[Burrich1]

Is correct.

[creatureofthenyte]

Continues to stare to his left in his avatar pic, and has not flinched...not even once.

[Slogo]

Type-o

[KatRN05]

leaves his stupid comments in his pocket.

Edited February 8, 2011 by KatRN05

[prick]

Kicks men in their pockets.

Edited February 8, 2011 by prick

[hunhee]

Cannot be recognized when he has a shirt on when he's out and about.

[Burrich1]

Can be easily recognized in public with her shirt on or off.

[Stymie]

Likes to stand in front of you and put his hand down his pants and stick a finger out the zipper and make silly noises!