The Person Above You

[kat (1)]

Will resurrect the slain.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Does not know the gravitational constant.

[kat (1)]

Made me google the gravitational constant.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Still probably found porn in her search results while looking for the gravitational constant on Google.

[kat (1)]

Is the porn whisperer.

[TronRP]

Is the porn watcher

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Watches the porn watchers.

[TronRP]

Is the porn star

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Is a highway star.

[TronRP]

Got whiplash from gawking at the highway star while blasting Deep Purple...

[EatAjaxAndDie]

is thirsty and miserable.

[TronRP]

Is pondering the meaning of life over a cup of hot cocoa

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Sleeps on a bed made of cat fur.

[TronRP]

Developed the technique to carefully harvest the cat fur used to make said bed.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Developed the technique of converting ears of corn into bras.

[TronRP]

Personally inspects each bra converted from ears of corn.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Finds bras made of corn to be erotic.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

is myself.

[kat (1)]

Is immune to ajax intoxication.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Is immune to ajax intoxication.

Doesn't know how true that is.

[creatureofthenyte]

Has never whistled through the graveyard while riding thru on a unicycle, that has a flat tire.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Does not understand the process of weeding out.

[kat (1)]

Should try using bar keeper's friend.

[EatAjaxAndDie]

Knows the chase is better than the catch.

[kat (1)]

Likes cat bellies.