Is there anything worse...

[Msterbeau]

than waking up after a long night only to discover that your coffee maker doesn't work?

Yes. No Sugar Pops.

[Brenda Starrr]

I would cry like a baby if my coffee maker died.

[gothicmom]

Whats a coffee maker? :fear

[Fierce Critter]

Whats a coffee maker? :fear

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It consists of 7 parts.

1) a human.

2) a stove (or fire for the rustically inclined).

3) a mug or cup.

4) a container of instant coffee granules.

5) water.

6) a vessel in which to heat water.

7) a spoon or clean stick

Human puts water in vessel on source of heat. Heats water to boiling. Puts coffee granules in cup/mug. Adds boiling water to granules in cup/mug. Stirs with spoon/stick.

Optional additives: sugar, cream/milk/non-dairy substitute, steamed milk, flavorings.

Enjoy.

[float]

haven't fallen into the coffee prison

thank god

I don't need another vice

but I feel your pain

[Goth Brooks]

than waking up after a long night only to discover that your coffee maker doesn't work?

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I don't drink coffe.. so...

Nelson: *points* Ha Ha

[Vater Araignee]

than waking up after a long night only to discover that your coffee maker doesn't work?

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Hell yes there is something worse, finding out that nobodies coffee maker works.

Hee hee.

I'll have a Fierce Fritter, a Critter Cruller and a glazed.

Plain ole' glazed - my fave. Nummy.

I'd make a new avatar of me morphing into a donut, but I so don't have time. So please - just envision it and giggle. Thanks.

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TEE HEE HEE

[gothicmom]

It consists of 7 parts.

1) a human.

2) a stove (or fire for the rustically inclined).

3) a mug or cup.

4) a container of instant coffee granules.

5) water.

6) a vessel in which to heat water.

7) a spoon or clean stick

Human puts water in vessel on source of heat. Heats water to boiling. Puts coffee granules in cup/mug. Adds boiling water to granules in cup/mug. Stirs with spoon/stick.

Optional additives: sugar, cream/milk/non-dairy substitute, steamed milk, flavorings.

Enjoy.

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Hmmmmm, thanks but no thanks!!!!

[Fierce Critter]

Hell yes there is something worse, finding out that nobodies coffee maker works.

TEE HEE HEE

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OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

That's SO choice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

<-- applauding fiercely

[kellygrrrrrl]

I would probably have to call in sick...............

Then, drag myself to the nearest Dunkin Donuts or whatever....even 7-11 coffee would be tolerable. :confused bleh

[Fierce Critter]

Saw something on the local news this morning about the caffeine content in "decaf" coffee.

Hee. I think I know why DuDo's coffee tastes so good now. I AM a decaf drinker - and their decaf contains something like 30% caffeine, NOT zero. Some of the other decafs they tested were bad, too, but DuDo's was the WORST.