soothsayer Posted August 15, 2005 Posted August 15, 2005 A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train. After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket." The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married." "Umm sure why not." giggles the woman. "Good," he replies as he rolls back over,"Get your own blanket." :laughing
Msterbeau Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 *Waits for the first woman to read this and slap all of us who laughed...* :whistling
LadyWindstone Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 *three stooges slap on all of them* That was kinda funny. lol.
Guest MsMaldoror Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 I'm a blanket-stealer anyway. I'd probably just steal it from the guy when he's sleeping... :whistling
Moonlight_Phantasy Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 Dude.....thats funny cuz my ex would never let me share a blanket with him cuz i would always steel it. We each had our seperate blankets in bed.
Head Wreck Posted August 16, 2005 Posted August 16, 2005 remember kiddies one good turn...... .... gets all the blankets
soothsayer Posted August 16, 2005 Author Posted August 16, 2005 I'm a blanket-stealer anyway. I'd probably just steal it from the guy when he's sleeping... :whistling <{POST_SNAPBACK}> I think every woman I've been with has done that to me. :doh
gothicmom Posted August 17, 2005 Posted August 17, 2005 LOL that was great! I may have to pass that on!
mallochai Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 <----- NOT a blanket stealer. In my home, I'd be the one sleeping peacefully in my room, and my ex would yell at me from his room to get him a blanket from HIS closet. :erm
Killer_Bunnie Posted August 18, 2005 Posted August 18, 2005 I sometimes steal, but usually kick them all off onto the other person, who then get to hot and it just goes back and forth that way all night.
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