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A man and a woman who have never met before find themselves in the same sleeping carriage of a train.

After the initial embarrassment, they both manage to get to sleep; the woman on the top bunk, the man on the lower. In the middle of the night the woman leans over and says, "I'm sorry to bother you, but I'm awfully cold and I was wondering if you could possibly pass me another blanket."

The man leans out and, with a glint in his eye, "I've got a better idea... let's pretend we're married."

"Umm sure why not." giggles the woman. "Good," he replies as he rolls back over,"Get your own blanket."

:laughing

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:laughing

awesome!

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Badaboom

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*Waits for the first woman to read this and slap all of us who laughed...* :whistling

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*three stooges slap on all of them*

That was kinda funny. lol.

Guest MsMaldoror
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I'm a blanket-stealer anyway. I'd probably just steal it from the guy when he's sleeping... :whistling

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Dude.....thats funny cuz my ex would never let me share a blanket with him cuz i would always steel it. We each had our seperate blankets in bed.

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remember kiddies

one good turn......

.... gets all the blankets

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I'm a blanket-stealer anyway.  I'd probably just steal it from the guy when he's sleeping... :whistling

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

I think every woman I've been with has done that to me. :doh

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LOL that was great! I may have to pass that on!

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<----- NOT a blanket stealer.

In my home, I'd be the one sleeping peacefully in my room, and my ex would yell at me from his room to get him a blanket from HIS closet. :erm

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I sometimes steal, but usually kick them all off onto the other person, who then get to hot and it just goes back and forth that way all night.

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