The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[JaneDead]

I have $25 to last me til next payday... two weeks from now!!

Go me!!

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oh i know this feeling! this is us just about every other week. isn't it great?? :woot:

[EvilEve]

i'm about ready to scream and split in two.

the two people whom i love more than anything in this world got into another fight. 3rd one in three months.

i love my mother, i love my boyfriend both very much. but it tears my heart out like no other when they both scream at each other just because one of them misinturperted what the other said.

both of them have stress in their life, and i'm a part of each. so how do i go about deciding who was right in the argument when they both were wrong to begin with? there was no need for it. it was something minor being blown out of proportion... again.

i've been crying for 3hrs. because of this, my boyfriend feels like it's all his fault, and my mother thinks i'm going to leave.

woe on top of woe for the whirl wind in which i've thrown myself in. :tear =(

[Mikielikesit]

Hmmm ...let me see if I can find something to be bummed about .....i haven't got laid in a while but ahhh ain't no thing.....have more bills then money ahh but thats about usual .....just got back from vacation but am glad its over.......I am a little over weight but I've always been a little over weight...... a girl i was seeing just got back together with her ex girlfriend but thats a deffinate blessing......Oh I got it I haven't raped, pileged or plundered in quite awhile........THAR I BE SAD YARRRRR :pirate

[phee]

Just paid $120.00 to fix my sink.... poor me!! whah

[the eternal]

i'm about ready to scream and split in two.

the two people whom i love more than anything in this world got into another fight. 3rd one in three months.

i love my mother, i love my boyfriend both very much. but it tears my heart out like no other when they both scream at each other just because one of them misinturperted what the other said.

both of them have stress in their life, and i'm a part of each. so how do i go about deciding who was right in the argument when they both were wrong to begin with? there was no need for it. it was something minor being blown out of proportion... again.

i've been crying for 3hrs. because of this, my boyfriend feels like it's all his fault, and my mother thinks i'm going to leave.

woe on top of woe for the whirl wind in which i've thrown myself in.  :tear  =(

I wish I could help you, but I usually end up hurting or infuriating anyone Ive ever loved

(thereby rendering any possible advice Id have for you pointless,)

so I'll just send some good wishes your way.

[EvilEve]

   

I wish I could help you, but  I usually end up hurting or infuriating anyone Ive ever loved

(thereby rendering any possible advice Id have for you pointless,)

so I'll just send some good wishes your way.

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...if it weren't for bad luck, you'd have no luck at all? :erm

speaking of bad luck, my boyfriend wasn't able to see his doctor today because his insurance likes to dick him around. ... i'm going to kill them now. :grin

let's all sail away on a black boat, in the Black Sea, during a really bad thunderstorm, and hope that we get what's coming to us. sound like an idea?

[fever blister]

a friend of mines grandmother is dying and because of that she will be out on the streets. since rumor has it im going to be living with my mom soon i wondered if she could stay with us, but then again my mom is a screw up and its not set in stone that she'll even get the place she wants and even if she does she has drug problems which im not sure shes over and i dont want my friend moving in and getting her stuff ripped off...sigh. isnt life grand? i mean, if i had a job we could move in together but NO PLACE will hire me and i dont want her out in the cold she deserves better. i feel so helpless, i wanna do something but what?

[phee]

a friend of mines grandmother is dying and because of that she will be out on the streets. since rumor has it im going to be living with my mom soon i wondered if she could stay with us, but then again my mom is a screw up and its not set in stone that she'll even get the place she wants and even if she does she has drug problems which im not sure shes over and i dont want my friend moving in and getting her stuff ripped off...sigh. isnt life grand? i mean, if i had a job we could move in together but NO PLACE will hire me and i dont want her out in the cold she deserves better. i feel so helpless, i wanna do something but what?

Good One!!!

[phee]

I am going to a friends wedding this weekend, and I found out that we are being seated at a table with a woman that my fiance hates because she thinks I am "into her".... I am preparing for a good long drive home (2 hours) of being yelled at....

Weeeee.......

[Brenda Starrr]

I am going to a friends wedding this weekend, and I found out that we are being seated at a table with a woman that my fiance hates because she thinks I am "into her".... I am preparing for a good long drive home (2 hours) of being yelled at....

Weeeee.......

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Then what you're saying is, that you lied to me when you said that it was getting better?

[phee]

No...

It all depends on her reaction... I am hoping it will be better, but you know... I still have my post-traumatic-stress syndrome.

[bean]

I need to pick up a second job...one that I can either work midnights at or one that will let me work until 2 pm (I need to keep 2pm-8pm open to meet with clients for my current job). Fuck.

[unchaste]

It's Shark Week & the Great Whites are a circlin'. My babymaker really, really hurts right now. I need 1200mg of Motrin, then I'm going into a coma. Hopefully, I won't bleed out before I get to go see my friend tonight.

[Brenda Starrr]

I have to take my cat to the vet today. We're not sure if those things are just an empty ballsac, or if it's filled with spherical kitten makers. I hope it's just an empty ballsac, just for the money saving aspect of it all.

[the eternal]

It's Shark Week & the Great Whites are a circlin'.  My babymaker really, really hurts right now.  I need 1200mg of Motrin, then I'm going into a coma.  Hopefully, I won't bleed out before I get to go see my friend tonight.

"SHARK WEEK!

You're out of pain meds.

Your boss just got on your last nerve.

Blood is flowing like niagara falls and this was the day you decided to wear white.

Anxiety has taken over and your man just told you to get away til your infection is through.

You feel like you need to

scream,

cry,

AND

eat ice cream ALL AT THE SAME TIME!

It's on!

It's live!

And you can only find it here

IN YOUR VAGINA!

at 10, 11, 12, 1, 2, 3,

and ALL this week.

Shark week!

When the blood flows, you'll be the first to know. "

Check your local pharmacist for details.

Party in Unchaste's pants. It's time to do the happydance.

[Brenda Starrr]

Sir, this is a pity party thread. If you're looking to brighten someone's day, do it in a new thread!!!

I swear.....

[the eternal]

Edited because Brenda's a party pooper.

And I wasnt trying to brighten anyones day. It was my sad attempt at humor, thank you very much.

Im just going to sit in the corner and glare at you

:blink :blink :blink :blink :blink :blink :blink :blink :blink

and blink too.

Edited September 21, 2005 by the eternal

[Brenda Starrr]

Edited because Brenda's a party pooper.

And I wasnt trying to brighten anyones day.  It was my sad attempt at humor, thank you very much.

Im just going to sit in the corner and glare at you

:blink  :blink  :blink  :blink  :blink  :blink  :blink  :blink  :blink

and blink too.

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Go ahead and glare....

You don't scare me!

Back to the thread.

Yes. Bob has testicles. I must now pay on 10/11 to have said hootles removed. Goddammit.

[the eternal]

No one finds me funny.

[Brenda Starrr]

Keep whining, as this isn't a funny thread. It's a Pity Party. There is no joy here.

Edited September 21, 2005 by BrendaStarrr

[phee]

Thankyou for controling this disgusting outburst of good cheer Brenda

[Brenda Starrr]

It IS appalling, isn't it? I mean, come on. It's a friggin' goth board.

[the eternal]

OK, heres a better one.

Fruit flies have declared war on my place and the flies are winning!

It sounds funny except when your going to the bathroom.

And you start getting itchy everywhere.

And company's coming.

Oh and Im just waiting for the other shoe to drop at work.

Which is no cause for concern because Michigans economy is sooooo

great.

Im beset by nausea every day,

and I just read up on this cure diet called GI2, which basically takes every food out of my diet

which would be unnecessary if I wasnt so stressed about losing everything.

My love life is torturous even when its good.

And Im over thirty and I still dont have my shit together

ARE YOU ALL FUCKING HAPPY NOW

Ill see you all tomorrow

[Brenda Starrr]

Perfect.

[JaneDead]

i lived with people who let the fruit flies win. it was the most disgusting thing i have ever seen. and i had to live there. i won't even get into the nasty stories about it. *shudders*