The Official DGN Pity Party Thread!!!

[phee]

Cuz she kicked my head under the desk

[JaneDead]

yeah and whatever goes on in phee's head goes on in mine too ... phee stop thinking of that naked girl!

[phee]

I can't

[TomCat]

I lost my boxers last night, but am still clinging to my "shred of dignity."

[unchaste]

I'm still feeling hungover from last night. I've never been so sick in my life.

[phee]

PARTY FOR UNCHASTE!!!! (table 3)

[Brenda Starrr]

I lost my boxers last night, but am still clinging to my "shred of dignity."

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You have no diginity, Jeff. I still love ya.

[unchaste]

I'm always the life of the Pity Party....*sigh*

[phee]

I'm always the life of the Pity Party....*sigh*

[unchaste]

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Official Pity Party Music:

[JaneDead]

Official Pity Party Music:

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that music seems a little too happy and upbeat for this party

[unchaste]

that music seems a little too happy and upbeat for this party

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No, they're very angst ridden. It's upbeat, but the song is about how much life sucks.

[JaneDead]

so it is more like fast, angry music not fast happy let's dance our pants off music?

[phee]

Grrr....

[EvilEve]

i think i'm sick again. damnit!! why does the weather hate me? my nose is dripping like a foset over here, but i can't go to the doctor today because i don't have the number off hand. *curses like a sailor under her breath.*

i just want to go to sleep and feel better. i don't want to be all stuffed up, and not able to breathe, and not have a funny cough. :tear eyes are watery, i don't know where my boy is, i want to cuddle, i don't want to be sick, i want sleep, i don't want to get him sick... grr!

Edited October 3, 2005 by EvilEve

[unchaste]

I look like I have 2 black eyes from my weekend of . I burst blood vessels in both of my eyes....it's gross

[phee]

Are you feeling zombified?

[Homicidalheathen]

Oh the wise and wonderful master Wind has something to say for all you lowly subjects.

People are either stupid or lame.

That is all I have to say.

Humanity sucks.......I have lost all faith and hope there-in.

And I am not just trying to be goth here.......none of you is excluded.

Except me, for I am queen and I RULE.

[phee]

Aw shucks....

[Homicidalheathen]

On your knees when you adress the queen!

[EvilEve]

:tear i really need a hug right now.

my boyfriend went into the hospital. they don't know what's wrong with him. they THINK it's his gallbladder, but not sure.

[phee]

:tear i really need a hug right now.

my boyfriend went into the hospital. they don't know what's wrong with him. they THINK it's his gallbladder, but not sure.

:erm

[the eternal]

WTF is going on.

Why is everyone back on drugs or was I just so out of touch being mom at home for so long I didn't know it was still this popular?

Just say no, eh?

So I am very sad.  I hate this I really do.  Turning my back on people.

I feel I am in one way being weak because I cannot help as it brings me down.  On the other hand I am being strong by letting them go.

Oh the wise and wonderful master Wind has something to say for all you lowly subjects.

People are either stupid or lame.

That is all I have to say.

Humanity sucks.......I have lost all faith and hope there-in.

And I am not just trying to be goth here.......none of you is excluded.

Except me, for I am queen and I RULE.

On your knees when you address the queen!

3 things, Windy.

First, drugs will be popular

for as long as life will suck.

Bush just named his next Supreme Court nominee, who is conservative with no judicial record for the Dems to pick apart.

In a week, we will have the most conservative bench IN HISTORY.

So, life will be sucking for a VERY long time, indeed.!

(The good news is I plan on opening my very own abortion clinic located in the back alley of Cass and Bagley one week after

-Roe V Wade is overturned

and

-martial law is declared.

Tentative opening date: July 4, 2006

I know, very patriotic. I can't help it. I live in a post 9/11 mindset and that requires 10 flags and three fireworks up my ass at all times. )

Now, I've never been very into drugs, so at least you'll have me to kick around. Granted, I'm halfway across the state, and rarely available, but when the chips are down,

well,

I'll still be halfway across the state, and rarely available,

but at least you'll have a sober friend on speed dial!

Secondly, your post was offensive to me. I'm neither stupid or lame.

I'm a loser

Loserdom,

for those interested,

AND,

who wouldn't be

is for smart, interesting people, that have no need for narcotics or serious mental disorders

as they're perfectly capable of completely fucking up their life

ALL ON THEIR OWN!

Finally, why is that whenever I talk to you. you ask me to get on my knees???

Oh, what the hell

[the eternal]

I look like I have 2 black eyes from my weekend of .  I burst blood vessels in both of my eyes....it's gross

Unchaste, you could put a spike through your eyeballs and a shunt in every one of your orifices and you'd still never look gross.

It just isn't possible.

Ill be honest though, on first glance I thought you said you had "two black guys" this past weekend, which I imagine would be much more enjoyable.

(Not that I'd know personally) :whistling :whistling

Hope you'll be better soon.

:tear i really need a hug right now.

my boyfriend went into the hospital. they don't know what's wrong with him. they THINK it's his gallbladder, but not sure.

[phee]

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