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Posted

Sorry to spoil your pity parties, but I thought I would alert you all to the fact that my life is going well.

...hmm, no wonder I have never been popular at parties

Posted

Sorry to spoil your pity parties, but I thought I would alert you all to the fact that my life is going well.

...hmm, no wonder I have never been popular at parties

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Well, pooh on you, then!

Just kidding, you know I love ya.

Posted

Sorry to spoil your pity parties, but I thought I would alert you all to the fact that my life is going well.

...hmm, no wonder I have never been popular at parties

Get out of our party you Trolup!!!!

Posted

Speaking of parties....yes.

Posted

I mean no. Damn.

Posted

( If you're wondering, I post whore to give people a breather to break up my never ending posts, sometimes)

I was just told today that I will always act like I think everything willl go my way,

and that everyone will accomodate my needs

and that I'll never get my act together ,

and that I'll never have a stable career,

and that I'll always live like I'm 13 and the world revolves around me

and that I'm one tick away from filing for disability

and that it's just luck that Im employed at all, let alone making a marginally decent income

and that I spend my time on the web because I cant face the real world like every other grown contributing member of society,

and that I will forever get myself into these patterns until the jobs dry up and I'm no better than your average low-life

and that the only difference between me and homeless people is that I ve been propped up by others,

but

that it will end soon

AND

I will join the mindless denizens and live a truly worthless existence and be the complete disappointment my parents always wanted and expected of me (No, they really did)

=( =( :tear :tear :chug :chug :chug

Wait a sec. :confused :confused :confused I dont drink when Im unhappy

:cry:cryThats better.

Hey, good news. Im not horny any more

=(

Posted

Sorry to spoil your pity parties, but I thought I would alert you all to the fact that my life is going well.

...hmm, no wonder I have never been popular at parties

And I no longer like Marblez

( jk)

Posted

Who told you that?

Posted

( If you're wondering, I post whore to give people a breather to break up my never ending posts, sometimes)

I was just told today that I will always act like I think everything willl go my way,

and that everyone will accomodate my needs

and that I'll never get my act together ,

and that I'll never have a stable career,

and that I'll always live like I'm 13 and the world revolves around me

and that I'm one tick away from filing for disability

and that it's just luck that Im employed at all, let alone making a marginally decent income

and that I spend my time on the web because I cant face the real world like every other grown contributing member of society, 

and that I will forever get myself into these patterns until the jobs dry up and I'm no better than your average low-life

and that the only difference between me and homeless people is that I ve been propped up by others,

but

that it will end soon

AND

I will join the mindless denizens and live a truly worthless existence and be the complete disappointment my parents always wanted and expected of me  (No, they really did)

=(  =(  :tear  :tear  :chug :chug  :chug 

Wait a sec.  :confused  :confused  :confused  I dont drink when Im unhappy

:cry  :cry  Thats better. 

Hey, good news.  Im not horny any more 

=(

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Wow, that is some beautiful belittling. Isn't it nice to know that there's someone out there that absolutley despises the very air you breathe?

I, too, have been told that I live as though the world revolves around me,

that I am extremely selfish

and cruel

and that I will just fuck everything in my path until I get old & ugly,

because that's the only way that I can get attention

and I will die alone & bitter.

Man, do I feel loved.

Par-Tay! :happydance:happydance:happydance

Posted

Marblez, She said...

Sorry to spoil your pity parties, but I thought I would alert you all to the fact that my life is going well.

...hmm, no wonder I have never been popular at parties

That's why I no longer like her :grin

Posted

Marblez, She said...

That's why I no longer like her  :grin

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I now hate her in all her well-adjusted happieness as well. (See? I'm green with envy) :tongue:

Posted

What is this.....????

Posted

Wow, that is some beautiful belittling.  Isn't it nice to know that there's someone out there that absolutley despises the very air you breathe?

I, too, have been told that I live as though the world revolves around me,

that I am extremely selfish

and cruel

and that I will just fuck everything in my path until I get old & ugly,

because that's the only way that I can get attention

and I will die alone & bitter.

Man, do I feel loved.

Par-Tay! :happydance  :happydance  :happydance

You are truly a kindred spirit

:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug

Posted (edited)

"What is this.....????" --- in reference to our mocking hatred of the beloved Marblez

It's jealousy.

a feeling of jealous envy (especially of a rival)

zealous vigilance; "cherish their official political freedom with fierce jealousy"-Paul Blanshard

wordnet.princeton.edu/perl/webwn

Jealousy is an emotion experienced by one who perceives that another person is giving something that s/he wants (typically attention, love, or affection) to a third party. For example, a child will likely become jealous when her parent gives sweets to a sibling but not to her. While the child's jealousy might be assuaged if she also received candy from the parent, such is typically not the case for a jealous lover, who wants the beloved to give some kinds of attention exclusively to him.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jealousy

Jealousy is a fearful reaction of the selfhood; Blake rejected the "jealous God" of Exodus 20.

www.blakearchive.org.uk/glossary.html

A boundary-setting custom developed for limiting sexual access to those relationships that a group defines as important. On an interpersonal level it is a felt threat from an outsider to an important relationship in which one is involved and produces feelings of anger and fear.

www2.hu-berlin.de/sexology/Reiss3/html/chcgl.htm

A state of fear, suspicion or envy over one's possessions.

Marblez rulez

that's all

Edited by the eternal
Posted

What is this.....????

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That would be 5 periods and 4 question marks.

Posted

dammit, even her answers are better than mine

:doh :doh

Posted

aww eternal. I am sorry, shall I pity you now?

Posted

Yes she does

Marb is da Bomb

Posted

If you ACTUALLY believe that - I shall pity you as well.

Posted

If you ACTUALLY believe that - I shall pity you as well.

No... but you could be President someday, so I am sucking up now....

Posted

If you ACTUALLY believe that - I shall pity you as well.

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As long as we are deriving pity from someone, somewhere, well, mission accomplished.

Posted

Wow, that is some beautiful belittling.  Isn't it nice to know that there's someone out there that absolutley despises the very air you breathe?

I, too, have been told that I live as though the world revolves around me,

that I am extremely selfish

and cruel

and that I will just fuck everything in my path until I get old & ugly,

because that's the only way that I can get attention

and I will die alone & bitter.

Man, do I feel loved.

Par-Tay! :happydance  :happydance  :happydance

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I've been told all that numerous times, with an added "your pussy will rot away/you will die from disease." Yep. Fuck me 'till my pussy rots. That's my new motto. Bitches.

Posted

:tear i really need a hug right now.

my boyfriend went into the hospital. they don't know what's wrong with him. they THINK it's his gallbladder, but not sure.

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:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug:grouphug

Posted

Marblez...you can party with me anytime, you'll be popular in my eyes.

unchaste..you are not selfish, you proved that to me saturday night.

bean water...I like your motto, come see me sometime... :wink

Posted

Hmmm, a pity party. Does being bit 3 times yet not having it go further good for a rant in here? I was hoping it was just rough foreplay. Got my motor and mind running big time...LOL

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