Top 10 clues

[soothsayer]

That prove paradox is infact a bot.

10) He runs on batteries.

9) He once claimed he was a cyborg.

8) He can type faster than any human.

7) He denies being a bot.

6) He has trouble understanding human emotions.

5) He speeks in a mono tone.

4) His skin is a pale grey color.

3) He is never seen eating or drinking.

2) He has a crush on a IBM notepad.

1) He's a little too attatched to his laptop.

[paradox]

:fear

none of these are true! hello dave...

[Slept with ghost]

yo

[paradox]

what are you doing dave?

[Slept with ghost]

twirling my hair and chainsmoking but isnt that something i should answer in another thread?

[Daevion]

:laughing even without emotion the paradox still cracks me up....I don't know how a bot got to be so funny

[Homicidalheathen]

I thought he was a bot too....just didn't want to say anything.....was too busy looking for the 'off' switch.

[EvilEve]

paradox is a bot? :erm is that why he has glowing eyes, and sometimes squeaks when he moves his arms? (bots are creepy. say it isn't so, paradox!)

[float]

what are you doing dave?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

11) he talks like HAL from 2001