So What' Your Problem?

[Brenda Starrr]

Watching my daughter put a dvd into this machine and a gang bang porno popping up quite unexpectedly. She says she's "NEVER EVER EVER HAVING SEX, CUZ IT'S GROSS AND ICKY!!"

I will kill my husband when he goes to sleep.

[nodrew]

My left testicle is the size of a cantalope.

[Brenda Starrr]

Wow. And I thought my 9 year old seeing porn was bad.....

[Head Wreck]

eek. what a terrable thing to happen brenda.

want to borrow some pliers?

[Brenda Starrr]

Please!! I almost died. She was REALLY upset. I mean crying her eyes out.

[DisturbedMania]

My issues..... the short version..... I grew up in a state of abuse and neglect and thusly have never felt loved and continue to never feel loved, Perhaps it will never occur.... I have a severe lack of direction in life, no idea what I want to be and (gasp) I am growing up.... I feel like I'm 40 (i'm actually 22) because I rarely get out and when I do the next morning is hell, because I never get to sleep in and I am ever constantly taking care of my grandma ( the alzheimers alone wouldn't be so bad without the dimentia/schizophrenia that has developed so horridly)..... I feel like I'm trapped and I may never get out.. my family treats me like a 5 year old and they always want to know where I go and when I'll be back and every fucking thing I dont really want to talk about.... My mother is the master of guilt trips... my aunt has mastered passive agressive guilt trips.... basically the apocolypse must be coming cause chaos is in my midst.

[gothicmom]

I can't stop coughing

[nodrew]

Now this is weird. Now my right testicle is the size of a cantalope, and the left one is normal. Could they possibly have switched places? or was I just looking in the mirror yesterday when I noticed it?

[Head Wreck]

you need to get that checked out by the doc

[Brenda Starrr]

Turn your head and cough.....

[Head Wreck]

good ol cough and drop...

another good reason not to joion the territorials

[Brenda Starrr]

Here's a problem for ya:

My ex-husband, who knows fucking NOTHING of my life now, told my kids last night that I'm a lazy-assed bitch who doesn't do ANYTHING for them and that they would starve if it weren't for him.

SO, I decided to give his girlfriend a call to ask her if she would PLEASE ask him to not say nasty shit about me or my husband to the kids. She said that she has. she aslo told him that he's being ridiculous and should do something bright, like GET SOME FUCKING SLEEP, since he's been working his FT job, rmodeling a house, and trying to move into his new place. Nice run-on sentence there, eh?

When he doesn't get enough sleep, he's a real peice of shit, er, work. If he doesn't quit being a prick, she's dumping his ass.

[Brenda Starrr]

Oh yeah....

And if they'd starve if it weren't for him, that would mean that neither Wayne or I was working and the fucking motherfucking waste of skin would actually be PAYING his fucking child support!?! I realize he's buying shit for his new fucking house and all that, but Jesus Tapdancing Christ!! He doesn't get to stop paying child support until he takes custody of Ian. Therefore, motherfucker, you still owe OUR KIDS $450.00. He didn't even have the balls to say this shit to my face. Even his girlfriend sticks up for me, and she DOESN'T EVEN KNOW ME. I HAVE 2 WORDS FOR YOU, Mr. DeAngelis:

Screw You

Thanks for letting me rant. I hope I didn't burn your retinas.

[Brenda Starrr]

My son had a really bad day at school. Disrespecting everyone, especially his teacher. He gets dropped off here, and his dad picks him up. Well, I asked him about the note his teacher sent home. He went OFF. "That stupid Lady!!!" (Yeah, buddy. That's why she has a college degree and you're in the 6th grade) I then proceeded to talk to him about it. Then he said "I'm not in residence here anymore, Brenda ." He freakin' called me by my first name! He wasn't very happy when I sent his skinny white ass to his room.

[LuluVox]

I'm sorry if this puts you in an even worse mood, but I just wanted to say that, even from the above, I can tell that you're a kickass mom. Seriously.

[Brenda Starrr]

Thank you, Lulu. That means a lot to me. I try to do what's best for both of them. They are two VERY different people. It's so hard sometimes to make them understand right from wrong. I love them to no end, though.

[LuluVox]

Find a loyal girl. (way to be a Scorpio, by the way)

[Brenda Starrr]

She cheated on you, but you have to ask yourself a lot of questions:

1. Could she do it again?

2. How do I really feel about her?

3. Do I want to live with the possibility that it could happen all over again?

Trust me on this. I went through it, but the "mistress" was crack cocaine. I went back for a second try, but the "mistress" wouldn't leave. When I left for the second and final time, I didn't look back. I realize that she and "the mistress" are two different things, but I think you get what I'm saying. I'd rather be alone than live with that kind of stress.

[Brenda Starrr]

He'll appreciate that you're a good mom (and it sounds like it to me) once he cools down.

Remind me to hug you and Lulu when I come to MI.

But looking for loyal girls kinda limits my dating pool down to a rain puddle.

Not true. There are more of us out there than you think. :

[LuluVox]

Dude, I'd better not have to remind you! :smiling:

[Brenda Starrr]

[DisturbedMania]

Brenda as part of punishment when you send the kids to their rooms for arguments (be it with the teacher or each other) you should get them to write a paragraph from the other person's perspective. It's good practice for later in life.

St Masey- If you're a Scorpio, whatever you do don't date a Gemini she'd drive you nuts. But, you will eventually find a good chick who will treat you right- don't settle. Hmmm.... wonder what your decendant is?

[Brenda Starrr]

You know what, DM? That idea has a lot of appeal. Thanks!

[SomeDanGuy]

Scorpios freakin' rule. No doubt about it

[Brenda Starrr]

Ahem..........

So do Libras, thank you.