The Person Below You.

[Brenda Starrr]

Would voluntarily be one of my minions

[Jarodaka]

Failed at being a martyr.

[Brenda Starrr]

Couldn't be a martyr

[Jarodaka]

Thinks monocles are sexy.

[phee]

likes pocket watches.

[Head Wreck]

hates wristwatches

[Jarodaka]

Has memorized every line from the movie Hairspray.

[phee]

Eats cans of hairspray

[Fierce Critter]

Can spin sugar using only their toes.

[phee]

Is from a circular place.

[Fierce Critter]

Says things in a roundabout way

[Brenda Starrr]

Is a well-rounded person

[phee]

Fires off lots of rounds

[LuthienTheFallen]

lives around the block

[phee]

Really really loves chicken

[Brenda Starrr]

Tastes like chicken

[phee]

Tastes like people.

[Brenda Starrr]

**Tells self: "Shut uuuuup....don't say it!"**

Hopefully tastes more like soap and less like dirt

[phee]

Knows that "SOILENT GREEN IS PEOPLE!!!"

[Brenda Starrr]

Thinks that green is more than just the color of money

[phee]

Has a magical mold garden

[Brenda Starrr]

Just cleaned the bathrooms to get rid of their magical mold garden

[Head Wreck]

grows moss on the lawn to give the illusion of a healthy lawn

[Brenda Starrr]

Could loan me a lawn mower once I buy a house

[Head Wreck]

knows the answer to the "whats pink and fluffy" joke