The Person Below You.

[Head Wreck]

tried getting a cracker through a straw

[Brenda Starrr]

Smokes crack through a swirly straw

[phee]

(I...love crack!!!)

Has the most extensive collection of Startrek oven mits this side of the Mississippi

[Head Wreck]

has the bigest tone the other side of the missisipi

[Brenda Starrr]

Must help get "The Person Above You" thread going again.

[phee]

Will help me in quest

[Brenda Starrr]

Surely knows that I was last on that thread

[Head Wreck]

still jumps on thier matress like a trampoline (noi not that way, wash your minds out!)

[Brenda Starrr]

Would jump me on my bed. I mean, jump on my bed with me. That's what I meant.

[SomeDanGuy]

Makes Freudian slips all the time

[Brenda Starrr]

Steals slips from my underwear drawer

[SomeDanGuy]

(Pffff - you left it open! What choice did I have??)

Owns 'toe socks'. You know what I mean.

[Head Wreck]

has pointy sandals for summertime

[Brenda Starrr]

Owns a pointy sword

[Head Wreck]

has held a pointy english rapier.

(i like english rapiers)

[Brenda Starrr]

Is afraid that I'd poke them in the eye with a rapier.

[Head Wreck]

wants chainmail beachwear

[Jarodaka]

Too right!

Fantasizes about being the sixth man on Queer Eye.

[Brenda Starrr]

Looks so hot in a bright pink pinstripe top with a polkadotted tie

[phee]

HaS a Chicken farm

[bav]

Stole all the chickens from the farm for dubious pleasures

[fallennon]

You know it!

Is lucky enough to be *under* me!

[Soulrev]

(woohoo!)

WANTS to be *under* ME >

[fallennon]

One good turn deserves another...

Has great hair...

[phee]

Has chickens