Suck Up To Shade Everdark

[Brenda Starrr]

Do it here.

[Homicidalheathen]

I am down on my knees....'Slurp, Slurp!' :woot:

[Brenda Starrr]

He's too sexy for this board.

[Homicidalheathen]

"Im, to sexy for the website.....too sexy for this website.....what do you think about thaaaaaat....."

[Msterbeau]

Freaks...

[Brenda Starrr]

What?! Do you need your own "Suck Up To Msterbeau" thread??

[mallochai]

The ever wondrous Shade-meister Everdark, protector of the LOG!!!

[saechalyn]

Shade is awesome. He listens to me babble endlessly about my dramas and crushes and assorted bullshit and, where others would say "when will this bitch shut the fuck up??" he asks further questions. I tell him things I don't tell most people.

He's damn sexy too [i say that as a friend: for the record I love his girlfriend and she is damn sexy too!] And his avatar kicks ass.

[Brenda Starrr]

Hid girlfriend is just so gorgeous. When I met them, it was like, Ew. They are gorgeous together!! And I felt so short!!

[Onyx]

Sorry, I only suck up to my employer ("yes, Maam, No Maam" right away Maam, and only until another employer makes a better offer and then it's "seeya Maam!" :laughing

but Shade is hot

[paradox]

shade is a friggin rockstar because his name connotates blackness twice! :grin

[soothsayer]

I already sent him money. Does that count?

[Msterbeau]

What?! Do you need your own "Suck Up To Msterbeau" thread??

Naw... I just like to throw that word out there on a regular basis. If you REALLY want to start a Marc is a freak thread.... Have at it.

[Shade Everdark]

Do I get to drive by in the Popemobile, waving at everyone?

[Brenda Starrr]

Do I get to drive by in the Popemobile, waving at everyone?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

No. You get the Shademobile. Your windows are black, like your soul.

[Shade Everdark]

And my shades.

[Brenda Starrr]

Absolutely. Because they rock, too.

[LadyWindstone]

*bows to the Almighty Shade Everdark* We're not worthy! We're not Worthy!!

[Daevion]

you Rawk!

[nodrew]

I refuse to bow to such as Shade Everdark. I already have to see him everyday. Trust me, if you knew what I knew, you'd know that Shade to is human ... you people and your need to raise people up on pedistals to worship them. When will people learn that you don't need to worship anyone, as long as you respect yourself.

sheesh ....

P.S. I can only get away with this type of slander because he's my roommate. Were it any other way, he'd probably smite me.

[Homicidalheathen]

Will the real slim shady everdark please stand up, please stand up, please stand up!

[Brenda Starrr]

I refuse to bow to such as Shade Everdark. I already have to see him everyday. Trust me, if you knew what I knew, you'd know that Shade to is human ... you people and your need to raise people up on pedistals to worship them. When will people learn that you don't need to worship anyone, as long as you respect yourself.

sheesh ....

P.S. I can only get away with this type of slander because he's my roommate. Were it any other way, he'd probably smite me.

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

He would mow you down in his Shademobile. Wearing very dark shades.

[Shade Everdark]

I'll probably end up mowing him down BECAUSE I'm driving around in my Shademobile with the tinted black windows, with my shades on, at night.

[Brenda Starrr]

Exactly.

[the eternal]

until now, I never knew of thr phenomena that is SE

I will from this day forward give the proper respect and admiration.