Cheese...

[VyRiZ]

What's cheese?

I want some cheese?

Where can I get it from?

Are there like crack dealers for cheese?

I need my cheese... I need my cheese or I'll explode.. I do that sometimes

My hunger for cheese flows through my veins like giant radioactive pants! the pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

Cheese is like carck to me. Except I don't do crack. But I am a crackhead. I mean I don't smoke, but I got a crack in my head.

Cheese = crack... how is crack equivalent to cheese? I guess I could put this in one of those true or false mathematic statements llike the ones you learned in high school, where if you have a statement and if you reverse the statement it may or may not be true as the orignal statement. Such as... "Cheese is as good as Crack" this makes sense being that crack is addictive, so cheese may be addictive as crack.. now let's look at it from the other way... "Crack is as good as Cheese" this statement is assumed saying that crack must taste as good as cheese, but crack doesn't taste like cheese, or does it? I wouldn't know.

Now you're probably wondering if my obsession is with cheese or crack... if my obsession is with crack, why do I even have a addiction if I don;t do crack? Maybe because the word is funny, or maybe just the idea of crack is funny. Cheese is good. But cheese isn't funny... unless someone cuts it, but then the humour goes bad when someone smells it. So how is the smell related to cheese... does cheese have a rank smell to it... if so, then why eat it? You wouldn't bite into an ass would you? Well actually that may depend.. depends who ass it is... if it was a sexy goth ass I might bite into it as if it were cheese.. but then it would bleed, and cheese doesn't bleed. But like cheese, asses have holes, and asses also have crack (thought i forgot about crack huh?)... so now im comparing cheese and crack to asses, i must be really bored, or on crack....

[unchaste]

Wow. That's all i have to say: wow.

[Daevion]

how cheezy is this

[Homicidalheathen]

I don't know about the cheeses....if I eat them I end up cutting the cheese myself later....

BUT WAIT! I have found the crack of crackers.....they are called ritz chips and I love them.

And guess what? They are good with spreadable cheeses....

[float]

cheese rules

[kellygrrrrrl]

Colby Jack bitches

[Homicidalheathen]

I say we tie this ViRiz up and spread sweet creamy warm cheese all over.....over.....hey....are you a male or female? Anyway...then lick it off.....slowly with our toungues....

[kellygrrrrrl]

I like canned cheeses too.....

Super Processed and Pasturized, with artificial colors AND flavors....

[Ginevra]

I need my cheese... I need my cheese or I'll explode.. I do that sometimes

My hunger for cheese flows through my veins like giant radioactive pants! the pants command me! Do not ignore my veins!

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[VyRiZ]

wow... the things i say when i'm awake after getting off of work and tired off my ass at 3:30 in the morning...

[Homicidalheathen]

Wow and how serious we take you....and continue your thread even without you....long beyond the point of sillyness.....

[VyRiZ]

Wow and how serious we take you....and continue your thread even without you....long beyond the point of sillyness.....

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I was being serious... i never rant like that unless im tired and it's almost 4 in the morning.. well actually i rant when im bored and no one is around to talk to me

I could do it right now.. but i have nothing to rant about

[Homicidalheathen]

Rant about anything anti cheese. Like soy cheese. I eat it and it fucking sucks....ha.

[VyRiZ]

lol, yeah.. i might rant about somethign tonight.. today just isnt going to well.. the past few days havent been going too well...

[Homicidalheathen]

I know how you feel buddy....and I am married...oh wait.....uh ok.

[Daevion]

I like cheese =)