Strange compulsion

[Paper Hearts]

i bet I can hit Swansea from here with this old Sony...

[Head Wreck]

you'll have to aim 17 miles short. and then have to get it come down vertically to avoid the mountains around us. and lets not forget the sea

[Paper Hearts]

Thanks for the info. Now stay still-

[Head Wreck]

[Paper Hearts]

Well, alright I won't aim for ya. I'd actually prefer to be an English colonist, like yourself. **takes cover**

[Head Wreck]

hey, i have no quibles to being run by westminister. cept when they fuckup. and the welsh assembly only seem to do is build yet another councill hall in cardiff bay, even preventing planning for others to build on some plots as they might want to call dibs

[soothsayer]

Well, alright I won't aim for ya.  I'd actually prefer to be an English colonist, like yourself. **takes cover**

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[Paper Hearts]

I'd rather we were still British, trust me. 4 July is a very sad day for me.

"Everyone hates the English, I don't! They're just wankers! -We on the other hand have been colonized by wankers!"

-Character of Renton, Irving Welsh's Trainspotting

[soothsayer]

There's nothing wrong with this country. The problems are with the old, bloated rich bastards that are destroying things.

[Head Wreck]

onother great swansea film.

reminds me of ians dad, an RAF officer.

whilst undergoing certain training in the US, he was over for fourth of july. he took a walk over to the end of the runway and started smoking

some american walks over, beer (goatspiss) in hand and says

"hey man, why so down, its the fourth of jully!"

"exactly, its the day we lost the collonies, now just fuck off"

allways brings a smirk