How NOT Goth are you

[the eternal]

So Im checking out the introduce yourself forum and

it's the Draco1958 thread (BTW, if you havent yet, stop by and say hello)

and he apologized for not being Goth.

And Troy pointed out that there's only like 3 actual Goths on DGN.

And it got me thinking.

There are a lot of squares on here.

My favorite may have been GOC proclaiming being a yuppie is the new Goth

(or was it nu Goth?)

So, come on you geeks and straight-laced types.

I know you're out there.

How NOT Goth are you???????

[the eternal]

BTW this is what I posted to comfort Draco1958

I am so not goth, Donny Osmond asked me to explore my darker side.

I am so not Goth, Care Bears find themselves looking for black trenchcoats when they cross my path.

I am so not Goth, wonder bread is too intense for me.

[Guest Game of Chance]

I dunno man...I don't like to classify...I'm the person that people refer to as Steve aka Game of Chance...and if a portion of the personality that makes up Steve has a preference for things that may be considered goth...so be it.

[the eternal]

Yes, but how NOT goth are you?

This is not meant to be a deep intellectual debate,

although if that is what it became it wouldnt be the first time.

Thread perversion.

I love it.

But TOO Goth.

And thats not what Im after.

Im after How NOT Goth are you?

[Guest Game of Chance]

I've said it before...I'll say it again...

I'm so not goth...that I'm a generally happy, well-adjusted person

[Guest Game of Chance]

And i still don't like to classify

[Head Wreck]

i'm a Head Wreck.

thats who i am.

[unchaste]

I'm so Not goth, I.......

can't think of anything. I am so freaking goth, it's pathetic. I have little dolls hanging from nooses in my car. I'm well-read. I'm wearing black nail polish right now. I'm listening to The Misfits as we speak. 80% of my wardrobe is black. I'm so terribly sorry, eternal.

[Lilith]

I garden

dont hardley ever stay up too late,

most of the time i dislike gloomy days

I wear other colors/ non colors besides black

I smile

i am sure there is more............

Lilith

[Paper Hearts]

I'm not goth. At least I know the difference.

[soothsayer]

I'm not a goth but I play one on television.

[kellygrrrrrl]

I am not goth. I am not anything. I am kelly.

I am me. For as long as I can remember, I have been Kelly.....Not goth.....so get it right!

[DarkChylde]

Ok lets be real here, if I was to say I wasnt goth I think most of y'all would shit your pants, specailly the ones who knew me on this board for couple of years...

[Steven]

first, I'm a beaner.

How many Mexcan Goths do you know?

Next - I love Led Zepplin.

Next - I like chick flicks, but I'll beat your punk ass if you laugh at me for crying.

Next - I love black, but thats because I need to lose 20 lbs.

Next - oh forget it.

[Head Wreck]

lets see. i did have a baby bat phase. thankfully it was a more of a velvet suit and matching hirt colour to the occasional nail that wasnt painted black. 18th cent. hairstyle (cept not white, blonde) and no makup aside from the nails. pretty outlandish for an engineering student.

nowerdays its a case of what fits. which to be honest is not much. wieght loss has come at a price. i can get into my old clothes again... unf i dont have them, but my recent clothes hang off me (yep, payday tomorow. then a shopping trip for clothes.... AGAIN)

i like some of the gothic styles (gothic aristocrat, just not so much frills, but wierd anime hairstyles... oh if only i had the hair for it.) but i usually require something more durrable. at the moment. jeans, an old band tee and old gym shoes that started squeeking with every step (and hence resided to my odd job around the house outfit) and an awfull orange B&Q (a DIY store) baseball hat i use to keep my hair out of anything i'm working with. (today, wall tile grout)

[Marblez]

I am so not goth, I karaoke to Britney Spears - and it's NOT at mephistos - wednesdays!!

[Head Wreck]

hmm the video to britney spears's poison has helped minutes fly by on the runners at the gym.

but only with earplugs in

[Marblez]

Poison or Toxic? Thats the one I usually do. lol

[Head Wreck]

toxic sorry...

yeah, erm. latex, scarlet hair.... :D must chase *increases speed and incline on runner*

[Guest Game of Chance]

first, I'm a beaner.

How many Mexcan Goths do you know?

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Actually...2

[paradox]

im not goth, i just play one on talk shows

...or at least thats what my shirt is telling me... :erm :fear

[Reaper]

I'm with Steve, black helps me look thinner lol. I'm not goth though, just a grave dweller or dark child if you will. I'm so not goth that the color black tends to turn pink in my eyes.

[ManicQueen]

I'm so not goth that when I step outside the sun smiles at me.

So not true.. I hate the sun!

[Brenda Starrr]

I smile.

I'm happy.

I listen to almost all types of music.

I like colors.

I'm not a loner.

I don't mope on a daily basis.

Neither one of my cats is black.

I've never had Absinthe, nor do I want to. I hate the taste of black licorice.

I don't search endlessly for cloves.

I'm high-maintenance.

What the Hell am I doing here?

[bean]

I was uber goth when I was a teenager, now I just am what I am.