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stressed out.. too much to do, too little time

can you eat just one pistachio?

Posted

Never!

Apples or bananas?

Posted

Neither.

Must I choose?

Posted

always, unless you like banaples

make up or not?

Posted

I like you with or without makeup on.

How would you compare apples and oranges?

Posted

only in taste.

How would you compare pots to kettles?

Posted

Only in mass.

Would you ever want to teach?

Posted

Been there, done that. Would rather not do it as a full blown profession.

Have you read the headlines for today?

Posted

Only in passing.

Heroin or morphine?

Posted

Only in passing.

Heroin or morphine?

uhhh morphine....heroin just seems icky...it even sounds like a dirty word

what would ya like to do this weekend?

Posted

Make my diplomatic visit to Oblivion's Witching Hour.

Bald or heart-shaped?

Posted

Are those the only choices?

Did you think I would say anything else?

Posted

yes I thought so.

Why did you ask two questions?

Posted

I like being different, that's just how I roll.

Butter roll or raisen roll?

Posted

raisins, not so much, so... BUTTER!

If you took a diseculatory cross-section of a kumkwat and divided it by the circumfrance of a jet plane's velocity compared to that of a yellow tail swallow, how often would you get the color 4 and still have room for dessert?

Posted

raisins, not so much, so... BUTTER!

If you took a diseculatory cross-section of a kumkwat and divided it by the circumfrance of a jet plane's velocity compared to that of a yellow tail swallow, how often would you get the color 4 and still have room for dessert?

3 times

pickles or cheese

Posted

Cheese

What are you doing ?

Posted

Bemoaning.

When does the party start?

Posted

it never stops.

How you doing this morning?

Posted

I've been better

What's on the agenda for today ?

Posted

visiting all the children.

What's on your playlist?

Posted

Tic tac toe - go fish - hop scotch - jumping jacks.

Are you going to CC this weekend?

Posted

Yes.

Will you see "The Witching Hour" (Leland) or attend the Sushi Night event (elsewhere) beforehand?

Posted

Neither. I will be otherwise engaged. (But since I am the eternal, I'm everywhere so can see me in your sushi and you bewitching sashes)

If you had to have sex with one former unemployed loser DJ that transformed to a multi-millionaire demagogue who treats his minions like the passive braindead sheep that they are,

which one would you f%ck-----

Rush Limbaugh

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or

Glenn Beck

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