The Get to Know You Game...

[Paper Hearts]

Oh, that would have to be Bon Jovi's 'Dead or Alive', easy.

On a steel horse you ride?

[littlepinkkitty]

no my horse is made of cotton candy

are you mean ever?

[Paper Hearts]

Not really often, I just don't care about things often enough.

Know what I'm sayin'?

[littlepinkkitty]

yes

what do you think of alan alda?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm glad you finally brought that up.

Want to hear a really, really bad joke?

[littlepinkkitty]

always

what is it?

[Paper Hearts]

Ok.

What do you get when you cut a baby open with a straight razor?

[littlepinkkitty]

cheez its

am i right?

[Paper Hearts]

nope. an erection.

Isn't that sooo messed up?

[Der Nister]

Yes it is.

Are you as lost as I am at this moment?

[phee]

I am almost certain that I am uncertain....

Right?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't know what you're talking about.

Phillip?

[Der Nister]

Phillip has left the building.

How may I help you?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't believe you can.

May I take your order please?

[Der Nister]

I don't believe you can.

Will that be all today?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't think you can.

Can I get you anything else?

[Der Nister]

I don't believe you can.

Please drive around to the first window.

[Paper Hearts]

I don't think you can.

How is everything?

[Der Nister]

It's getting better all the time.

How about you?

[phee]

Been better... been worse...

You Know?

[Paper Hearts]

Everything's great.

Do you need Ketchup or salt?

[Der Nister]

No thanks.

Are you trying to derail my allergies?

[Paper Hearts]

I don't have that kind of power.

What allergies?

[Der Nister]

My Ketchup and salt allergies.

Doesn't everyone know about that?

[Paper Hearts]

I'm didn't.

Am I stupid?