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Already done.

Am I magical or what?

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Only halfway without booze...

What eye closes better?

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the left one

are two heads really better than one??

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the left one

are two heads really better than one??

Depends on whose heads...

Do you bite your thumb at me sir?

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Last I checked I am not a sir... so the answer is no.

would you like to color with me?

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Last I checked I am not a sir... so the answer is no.

would you like to color with me?

Color what

Exactly?

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exactly!!!

want to go down the slip & slide?

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Hey now....

What's that up in the sky?

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I think it's ... it's ...

the marshmallow man....

do you know the muffin man???

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yes I know the muffin man

Who lives on drewery lane?

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I dunno

Is that the place where they make beer?

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no you are thinking of brewery lane

you ever been there?

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Oh. So that's where I am now....

Care to join me?

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If there's punch and pie.

Is there punch and pie?

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No. There's beer and pizza.

Can you live with that?

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I can live with that.

is there bacon on the pizza?

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I dunno, I'm not ordering.

Aren't you ordering?

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Yeah, but your paying...

Anyone wnat anything else while i'm ordering?

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ooh! ooh!!

can i have a side order of severed bloodied fingers? mmm, finger-lickin good...

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Maybe...

Can we get ranch to dip them in?

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Yeah, but a side of toes goes with that w/bbq sauce.

How would you react if you found out that it was discovered that you had terminal cancer the same day you found out that you had just won 100 million in a lottery?

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i'd spend it to cure cancer

why do you hate me?

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because you make it so easy.

are the carrots ready?

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No. I gave them to the bunnies. We're having Froot Loops now.

Got a problem with that?

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not at all. fruit loops are good.

do you ever sleep?

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