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Posted

probably not.

do you think i could use my penis as a pogo stick?

Posted

Um, I'm not going there.

what now ?

Posted

Exactly.

Mt. Dew or Mt.Dew?

Posted

eeewww i hate mountain dew!

Do you have a fave bevrage?

Posted

Yes.

Would you like to know what it is?

Posted

Sure. Why not? :thumbup:

What is it?

Posted

I can't remember now.

Can I get back with you on that?

Posted

no way, answer the question now!

ok, nevermind. what can I do for you?

Posted

smile and look pretty

is that too much to ask?

Posted

For Odims, yes. For you. Not so much.

Is ice cream a healthy dinner?

Posted

it is, if its all you have in the house at the time, and if you find some way to work it off.

What is the meaning of life ?

Posted

i dunno i think there was an episode of samford and son that hinted to it....

how many times a day do you change your clothes?

Posted

depends on what day it is, usually twice, sometimes 3 times.

what do you do when you wanna chat, and no one else feels like chatting ?

Posted

OmygodLikeatleastthreeorfourcuzihavetostayfashionableandcleanforeverysinglediffe

rentthingidoyaknow?

Did that make any sense?

Posted

itdidwhenIreaditslowlybutthenitsoundedkindoflikeavalleygirlwhichmademegrinslight

ly.

Do you know any quantam physics ?

Posted

aboutasmuchsenseasthisdoeshoweveryouknowsomeonewillfigureitouteventually!

can i be excused from the mortal coil?

Posted (edited)

No.

Am I slow tonight?

Edited by Msterbeau
Posted

no

why can't i be excused?

Posted

because you have been put here for our amusment...

could you start the dancing now?

Posted

Naw. You mentioned nap and that's what I want to do.

Got a pillow?

Posted

You can lay on me... parts of me are soft....

that ok?

Posted

I think I could live with that.

Have you answered my quiz yet?

Posted

yes I have.

;)

Are you bored today?

Posted

Not really. I was just thinking about smooching on the way back from lunch. It's been a little while since I smooched.

Do you think people should go without that for long periods of time?

Posted

No... smooching is good. I don't know what it is but just makes you feel.... nice.

Why so long between smooches?

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