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No, but I lived in Japan for a couple of years.

What country would you like to visit & why?

Australia, the toilet flushings circle the counter-clock wise.

Posted

Didn't ask a question...

Why?

Posted (edited)

There is no answer to the question "why", only to the question "how".

What were you doing last Wednesday at 3:12pm?

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Posted

Probably doing something that shouldn't be mentioned on a public board...

Detailed enough?

Posted

Not quite.

Whats your favorite scary movie?

Posted

Night of the Living Dead original '68 version...

Wasn't that obvious?

Posted

I guess that it should have been.

Do you like romance movies?

Posted

Always state the obvious, just in case it's not. I learned that at my last two jobs.

What's the most important thing you learned on the job?

Posted

Show respect for the boss even if you dont want to

How about you?

Posted

Sometimes you need to keep your mouth shut.

What's the best thing you've learned at a bar?

Posted

You don't need to dance well to make the drunk people happy about you dancing. And really if you have at least a little rhythm it looks decent. Also being bendy while dancing impresses.

What's the worst line used on you in a bar?

Posted

can i float around in a pool with you.

where is everyone?

Posted

I am here!!!

How are you set on meat?

Posted

um, i think i'm ok on that end...

or were you referring to other kinds of 'meats'?

Posted

I was referring to the hard sausage in the fridge, just waiting for lunchtime.

Now, where is that knife?

Posted

I have it right here *hands it to you*

Have you ever juggled knives?

Posted

I have never juggled knives.

Have you ever juggled fruit?

Posted

sometimes i refer to my boobs as melons.. and I've had to juggle them into outfits before..

Why did i just say that?

Posted

Because you wanted to.

Why am I such a smart aleck?

Posted

better than being a dumb allec..

why is it so quiet in here?

Posted

Because no one is there.

Why do I have a headache?

Posted

because it's too quiet

Where do we go from here?

Posted

my place..

or yours?

Posted

Transylvania!

Wanna go there with me?

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sure!!!!

Can i make out with dracula?!?

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