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With a plan!

Worst date ever?

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Either mercury or heavy water. Six dinner guests (living or dead, half can be fictional characters, traditional seating)...?

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overpriced, but really good stuff, a little too hippy for me What charity would you like to fund?

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space out Have you been to a Derby game??

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MissKitty Newbie

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you guys are too quick for me.....

I never go on them......

Why does my air conditioner have to be broken?!

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Dark Overlord Of Evilness

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Murphy's law

naked eh? sounds like you know how to spend the day.

wanna spend one with me?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Sure, Guy's Night Out!

What's the difference between a duck?

MissKitty Newbie

MissKitty

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the f?

Between a duck and what?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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There is no "what".

Wanna know the answer?

MissKitty Newbie

MissKitty

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Yes i do.

What is it?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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One of it's legs is both the same.

Wanna hear another joke?

MissKitty Newbie

MissKitty

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As long as the next one makes sense.

Will it?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Only a little more than the last one.

Still wanna hear it?

phee Enthusiast

phee

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Sure....

....While you are at it.... on a scale of one to ten, what is your favorite color?

MissKitty Newbie

MissKitty

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Indeed.

Won't you tell it?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Two ducks are in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Hey, can you pass me the soap?" The other duck then says, "WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A F***ING TYPEWRITER!!??!"

Was that any better?

MissKitty Newbie

MissKitty

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lol...not really.

Want to hear a joke?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Sure!

What is it?

phee Enthusiast

phee

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Yes please....

But how can I hear it on hear? I would have to see it correct?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Correct. But you can hear it with your "mind's ear"

Will someone please tell a joke?

phee Enthusiast

phee

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OK...

How did the nun get pregnant?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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I have no idea.

How?

phee Enthusiast

phee

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I have no idea.

How?

I FUCKED HER

Sorry did that offend you?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Not at all!

Would anyone here get offended by crude dead baby jokes?

phee Enthusiast

phee

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I don't think so... like

What is grosser then nailing a baby to a tree?

MissKitty Newbie

MissKitty

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Hell no.

How do you get 10 dead babies into tupperware?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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Blender!

How do you get them back out?

peelingchrome Newbie

peelingchrome

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I don't think so... like

What is grosser then nailing a baby to a tree?

Nailing a baby to a puppy!

What do you get when you stab a baby with a butcher's knife?

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