The Get to Know You Game...

[phee]

Nailing a baby to a puppy!

What do you get when you stab a baby with a butcher's knife?

An Erection....

Whats easier removing bowling balls or dead babies from a truck?

[peelingchrome]

Babies, cause you can use a pitchfork!

What's the best part of swinging a baby around your head on the end of a rope?

[MissKitty]

Blender!

How do you get them back out?

tortilla chips

:D

[Raev]

Would anyone here get offended by crude dead baby jokes?

Yes, for reasons I'm not going to get into...

...but I won't ask you to stop.

Humor should never be regulated.

[peelingchrome]

Yes, for reasons I'm not going to get into...

...but I won't ask you to stop.

Humor should never be regulated.

*nods* I appreciate that. By the same token, people should respect eachother's sensetivities.

Who's next?

[MissKitty]

Yo mama!

What's for dinner?

[Starsign]

Babies.

Where is breakfast?

Edited August 6, 2008 by Starsign

[MissKitty]

In my pants.

Who's cooking for lunch?

[Starsign]

In my pants.

Who's cooking for lunch?

The ghost of Jeffery Dahmer.

What's cookin?

[peelingchrome]

Sausage?

Ummm... did I say that?

[Fin]

Yes. Yes you did.

How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop?

Edited August 6, 2008 by Fin

[Starsign]

Yes. Yes you did.

How many licks to get to the center of a Tootsie-pop?

None. The owl has avian bird flu and passes it to the child. Both die.

[Oh_My_Goth]

None. The owl has avian bird flu and passes it to the child. Both die.

How morbid.....

How many cart wheels can you do in a row?????

[Starsign]

How morbid.....

How many cart wheels can you do in a row?????

10 if i take my "medicine."

Bleach or bleach alternatives?

[MissKitty]

Bleach would seriously fuck all my black and pink and blue clothes. lol.

What is the last thing you killed?

[peelingchrome]

My appetite (with dinner)

What is your favorite phobia

[MissKitty]

Aspixiaphobia....I have it.

What is your least fave phobia?

[peelingchrome]

Fear of cops... I have it.

What's your favorite sharp thing?

[peelingchrome]

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Edited August 6, 2008 by peelingchrome

[MissKitty]

Fear of cops... I have it.

What's your favorite sharp thing?

My Anubis knife.

What's your favorite dull thing?

[peelingchrome]

My old roommate's old dog

What's your favorite article of clothing?

[MissKitty]

My Orbitsuns shirt.

Do you sing in the shower?

[peelingchrome]

No, I sing with my ipod on the way to work.

What's your favorite book?

[MissKitty]

The entire Twilight series. I finish book four today. :D

Who is your hero?

[peelingchrome]

Either Ender Wiggin or Hannibal Smith

What's your favorite cartoon character?