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Posted

I forgot!

Why must everyone tease me?

Posted

You think that was teasing?

Would you like some real teasing when I get back?

Posted

ITs fun

Why is time moving so slowly?

Posted

It's not time. It's you.

Why does work drag?

Posted

i don't know

why do i only have sausage to eat?

Posted

u always do

What do i only have turkey to eat?

Posted

Turkey is yummy...

Want to trade?

Posted

I'm not sure.

Maybe because you are what you eat?

Posted

I'm not a pussy! :p lmao

what are you?

Posted

You should have a clue by now.

Do you like post it notes?

Posted

a penis or a turkey apparently is gone by said rules

why must i be what i eat

Posted

I just said that as a suggestion.

Know what I mean?

Posted

no

YAYAYAYAY WAIT WHAT IM 21?

Posted

Happy Birthday!

Don't ya love me?

Posted

Yes

What ya gonna get me?

Posted

If there is a Hills have Eyes 3 then yes!

How do you find stolen cars?

Posted

You post flyers and check the pounds

Why does bacon take so long to cook?

Posted

Good things take a while to get that way...

Why am I hungry now?

Posted

Cause talking about bacon makes everyone that way!

Why is my bacon all gone?

Posted

huh thats not question or answer

  • 1 month later...
Posted

Why is my bacon all gone?

Because it got old, and someone got totally disgusted with your fridge and threw it out.

Considering I had to go back three pages to find it, can you believe there are probably lots of newbies and neophytes who don't even know about this thread?

Posted

I did i love this one

Why does'nt everyone use this thread?

Posted (edited)

Im going to the NAVY and Im no longer single.

Are you happy to be single or in a relationship?

Edited by Michiko_Dreads
Posted

..I'm happy...but you can always [+1]...so my final answer is...Yes&No(in that order)...if you know me...you know what I mean...

Why is there RUM LEFT?

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