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scar, connective, paper? be more specific, pls.

why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?

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Cuz of the cookie crumbs I keep Greteling. (They wouldn't want to be near me otherwise.)

Ha ha. I just verbed.

When does one start to feel one's age?

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When you relize you cant do something you use to do

Why are banks(or at least my CU) closed the day after a hoilday? I still have to work the day after thaksgiving and xmas why dint they?

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Unions. Extra days trade off for less health care for CU workers. It went down last year. So did OT pay.

If you had the option of being seriously injured but not having any witnesses or looking a total ass but sustaining only minor injury yet never being able to live down that moment (it's passed all over Youtube and all your prospective beaus are shown it at every get together with your friends), which one of the two would you rather and what is the most severe case you think you could endure?

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be hurt but not on utube

if u order the perfect pizza what would be on it?

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Tomatoes, italian sausage, ham, bacon, hot peppers, onion, truffles, $1000 bills, five golden rings, two turtle doves and a partridge in a pear tree.

What is the last thing you ever hope to find in the bottom of your purse/satchel/bag/backpack?

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3 pounds of white widowWhite-Widow-plant2.jpg

what if you had to drink your fav drink all the time nothing else what would it be?

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um. Toughy. My favorite drinks would dehydrate me, so strike latte, shiraz, and gin (egad!). Water?

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um. Toughy. My favorite drinks would dehydrate me, so strike latte, shiraz, and gin (egad!). Water?

lol yeah I think that the only thing that you can drink for the rest of your life if you wanna live very log

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How long would you ever want to live AND what do you imagine as being the most difficult about living to such extreme age?

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No older than 90 I worked at a retirement home for a while I know They still are enjoying life though they might not know why. Just in there 90's it seems pretty down hill parts of your body failing on you and everything.

Would you like fries with that?

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Num num num, eats fries w/ ketchup and her sloughing off nose and ass at 96. Delicious.

Are there monsters under your bed? What's they looks like?

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yes little like this but green and with mire flamesGlass_Bong__J0690__8__.jpg

why is probation so strange? You get busted for smoking weed but they make you blow more than drop, but they only make you blow on the strangest hoildays I had to thanksgiving and labor day. You really think they make me ew years but I still have not gotten a letter I guess not. Strange?

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Because when inelastic protocols, administrative ennui and Procrustean funding restrictions meld, insanity results.

If you could be a demigod (or demigoddess) of your own invention, what would be your name and minor realm?

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Stanleyus, and I would wield the hammer of the gods:

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Stanleyus, and I would wield the hammer of the gods:

Um. You're supposed to follow up with a question.

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Um. You're supposed to follow up with a question.

I couldn't get it to appear under the attachment, so here goes:

When was the last time you started laughing insanely for no reason in public?

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fell on my ass at work

When will it get warm again :cold: ?

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april-ish...

I worked 13 hours witha two hour commute yesterday....why??

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You are either a glutton for punishment or a slave for a paycheck.

Which is prettier, blood on snow or dirt in hair?

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blood on snow...it makes the tracking more telltale...

What do you like better: Pad cashew chicken or chicken fettucine alfredo?

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mmmmm... Blood on snow... Getting turned on now.. :p As for the chicken I would skip both options and go with some general tso's chicken... lol

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mmmmm... Blood on snow... Getting turned on now.. :p As for the chicken I would skip both options and go with some general tso's chicken... lol

Again, follow your answer with a question to keep the game going.

So, if you could ask yourself ANY question and get an honest answer, what would your question to yourself be?

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Do you love me as much as I love you?

Well, do you?

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doubtful...

do you think spending 11hrs in a row online means i have a problem? (hey, my tv broke a month ago...)

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