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No I don't think I have.

Why don't you tell me more of this so called music trend that you speak of?

Posted

well it all started way back when...........

Would it be easier if you just googled the answer?

Posted

Yes it would be.

Can you just google it for me?

Posted

I would but my fortune predicted that I'm going to the store to get you smokes.

Does that surprise you?

Posted

No it does not.

What time do you tbink you will be back?

Posted

Um how's right now? Or now? Or now?

Am I back yet?

Posted

Honestly I am not sure if you were ever here.

Are you here?

Posted

Yes I am.

where are you?

Posted

I am in a far away land with castles and knights and all that fairytale jazz.

Are you tired yet?

Posted

Meh feels a need to shower.

Where did you put all my clothes?

Posted

somewhere between the washer and the basement floor.

Do you like Dove soap?

Posted

Maybe.

Will it make me feel spring freash?

Posted

I think you are thinking of a douche.

Are you thinking of a douche?

Posted

That must be it.

How did you know?

Posted

The Shadow knows. *menacing cackle*

Do you know what kind of evil lurks in the hearts of men?

Posted

Yes, it can be found in the writings of dr. Seuss.

do you think clowns are evil?

Posted

No, I think they're cool, and am confused as to why some people are terrified of them.

Why are some people terrified of clowns ?

Posted

Because they secretly make them happy and too much happiness scares the shit out of people.

Why is happiness such a scary feeling?

Posted

I have no answer.

Are we in for a cold winter?

Posted

Yes, it's gonna be colder then an eskimo's sphincter.

Does that sound cold enough for ya ?

Posted

I am not sure.

How cold is an eskimo's sphincter?

Posted

I guess it's cold.

How cold is cold?

Posted

As cold as human sympathy.

What makes you stop and think?

Posted

Too much....

A lot

Favorite time of day?

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Time to go out

Favorite book?

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