Say cheeeeese!

[Homicidalheathen]

.....you may not know this but....last night, while you were sleeping/away....I snuck into your house and put a hidden camera in a special spot. YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT! I can now watch you....dressing....masterbating....beating your dog....and it all goes on tape.

Your mine now!

*I will never let you go* :erm :fear

[torn asunder]

as long as i get royalties, i'm fine with that!! :woot: i'll send you the address where the checks can be sent!

[soothsayer]

Are you enjoying it??

[Head Wreck]

thats ironic. we put one in yours too.

we didnt know you had so many costumes.

[bean]

I assume no responsibility for any blindness caused by viewing footage from the hidden cameras in my home. :fear

[Homicidalheathen]

I am watching you and I know what you did.....and I liked it.....free fantasy fodder for my masterbation needs.....wuhahahaha!

[the eternal]

was I as big as you imagined??

[TomCat]

Hmm, I live underwater, how'd ya pull that off without my trained attack dolphins ripping the flesh from your very bones? Stupid dolphins.

[fever blister]

your one sick puppy

[Homicidalheathen]

I live P/T in a yellow submarine Phee, I thought you knew that???? :blink

[EvilEve]

ha! the invisable lawn gnome tricked you into thinking i was home last night! yessss!!!

[Marblez]

as long as i get royalties, i'm fine with that!!  :woot:  i'll send you the address where the checks can be sent! 

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

Apparently she already knows

[torn asunder]

Apparently she already knows

no, i can't have *those* checks coming to my residence - they need to go to my P.O. box uummm... for *security* reasons!! :laughing

[unchaste]

I just want to know if I'm providing good masterbation material...would you like me to wear the French maid uniform this evening?

[DisturbedMania]

Wow! how'd you find the new apartment so fast?

[SomeDanGuy]

.....you may not know this but....last night, while you were sleeping/away....I snuck into your house and put a hidden camera in a special spot.  YOU WILL NEVER FIND IT!

<{POST_SNAPBACK}>

"Special spot"?? I was wondering why I was walking a little funny this morning...

[the eternal]

Come to think of it, my ass is quite sore right now.

[bean]

That was not me last night, I swear! I don't know who it was but it was not me with those aliens!

[Homicidalheathen]

It was me! I was with the aliens! And I am coming again tonight to PROBE you all....now bend over..... :erm

[unchaste]

Oh, baby, probe me, probe me all night!

[Homicidalheathen]

And I am borrowing Marks light up spoons so I can see in the dark up there....heh heh....like a miner I will scoop my way in and back out again.... :cheerful :blink :blushing

[Reaper]

Dammit, she saw me watering me posies and sunflowers while walking around in my apron and rubber gloves!

[kellygrrrrrl]

Damn did you see that?

[EvilEve]

no, honestly, i don't know where that came from... :erm

[Homicidalheathen]

*Ducks* "Look out! It just swooped overhead and I hear bat wings beating on the wind!"