In Honor of Stupidity

[soothsayer]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.

(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.

(the shoplifter special?)

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."

(and that would be???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."

(but, it's just a suggestion.)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."

(Duh!)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."

(but wouldn't this save me time?)

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."

(I'm taking this because?)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."

(as opposed to what?)

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."

(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: say what?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company for this one, _ I blame the parents.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."

(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

[Homicidalheathen]

OMG your cracking me up today....keep 'em comin baby I need a laugh

[The_Dark]

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."

(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."

(Step 3: say what?)

Peanuts are not nuts.

[Homicidalheathen]

Technically no...but if your allergic to nuts....then they count.

Peanuts are not nuts.

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[paradox]

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."

(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)

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:laughing

now thats just plain hilarious!

[unchaste]

I love these things.....I remember seeing one somewhere that said: "Warning: Keep knife out of children."

[Brenda Starrr]

OMG....

This is funny shit.

[soothsayer]

Yes it is.

[Head Wreck]

there should be some on salt,

i had a woman return a bag of salt because it was too salty once.

[Hellion]

:devil That is so true and funny, Send that info to George Carlin!

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[TomCat]

:laughing

[Mikielikesit]

wooohooooooooo