Burn baby burn

[soothsayer]

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway and nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million

ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him

on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon." :laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

Ha ha ha! Let me get my cyphen hose

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway and nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.

The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"

"Terrorists kidnapped President Bush and are asking for a $10 million

ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse him with gasoline and set him

on fire. We are going from car to car taking up a collection."

The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving on average?"

"About a gallon."  :laughing

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[Mikielikesit]

Very Cool can I give some matches......

[TomCat]

I miss soothsayer, it's too bad he passed away.

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I'd give up some natural gas to that cause.

[soothsayer]

I'd give up some natural gas to that cause. 

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Someone already beat you to it.

[Lilith]

Oh thats funny