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It's time to play Good Idea, Bad Idea.

Here's how you play:

Think of something good, then think of that same thing only with something bad.

Example 1:

Good Idea - Changing the lightbulb.

Bad Idea - Chaning the lightbulb with a hampster.

Easy enough? I hope so.

Example 2:

Good Idea - Brushing your teeth.

Bad Idea - Brushing your teeth with a tampon.

You get the just of it. Have fun! :cheerful

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Nice!!!

Good idea: Learning about STD's

Bad idea: Forcing others to learn about STD's

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GI: Helping your fellow man.

BI: Helping your fellow man over a cliff.

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GI - Jumping on a trampaline.

BI - Jumping on a trampaline with 2" roofing nails sticking upwards.

(nevermind my spelling, i'm very tired.)

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GI: Trimming the hedges.

BI: Trimming the hedges naked.

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GI: Eating a donut.

BI: Eating a lugnut.

GI: Enjoying a jawbreaker.

BI: Trying to get someone else to forcibly enjoy a jawbreaker.

ABI: Jamming an XL jawbreaker into your mouth.

GI: Wiping.

BI: Not wiping.

ABI: Wiping your friends.

GI: Being friendly.

BI: Being friendly while plastered.

GI: Looking at all the hot women at the club.

BI: Looking at all the hot women at the club with your girlfriend there.

ABI: Using the bilnd-man's method to look at all the hot women at the club.

GI: Dancing.

BI: Dancing while white.

GI: Head-banging to metal.

BI: Head-banging to classical.

GI: Eating a corndog.

BI: Eating a dog covered in corn.

GI: Cooking.

BI: Cooking with gasoline.

GI: Buying flowers for a girl.

BI: Buying nightshade for a girl.

GI: Mowing the lawn.

BI: Mowing the lawn blind-folded.

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BI: Head-banging to classical.

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I resent that!!

I play air violin too.

GI: stabbing your wife's rump roast.

BI: stabbing your wife's rump and roasting it.

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GI - Eating food.

BI - Mistaking your hand for food.

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Good Idea: Watching Animaniacs

Bad Idea: Letting your children watch Animaniacs

That show was just so increadably wrong, and most of the jokes geared towards adults.

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so? it's formed the kids from that era into the sick-twisted little critters that i..er... we are today!

GI - watching an anvil fall ontop of your rivals head.

BI - watching an anvil fall ontop of a kitten.

see? even in the older cartoons like Looney Toons, they had violence, and it was more aimed towards adults, but kids still watched them. so either way, nothing is made for kids anymore.

GI - watching tv with your kids.

BI - watching the tv explode with your kids.

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GI: Swimming in a pool during hot whether.

BI: Swimming in boiling water in hot weather.

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GI: Going to war for your country

BI: Going to war for your county

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GI: Blowing your nose when standing in line.

BI: Blowing your ass when standing in line.

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GI - feeding children.

BI - feeding children to lions.

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GI Becoming a goth...

BI Acting like a goth...

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GI Shopping at Hot Topic

BI Shopping ONLY at Hot Topic

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Good idea: Drinking a glass of H^2O

Bad Idea: Drinking a glass of H^2SO^4

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GI - Skipping rocks across a lake.

Bi - Skipping your friend across a lake.

GI - Watching a lava lamp.

BI - Drinking a lava lamp.

GI - Lighting a candle.

BI - Eating a candle.

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Bi - Skipping your friend across a lake.

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Actually that sounds like fun.

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GI - Poking dead things with a stick

BI - Poking dead things without a stick ... (fill in the blank for the other object you would poke dead things with.)

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GI. Deciding to clean up the house and simplify.

BI. Doing it.

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GI: Hugging your cat

BI: Hugging your cat while she's in heat

GI: Lighting candles

BI: Spilling the wax on your pants

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GI - Having a bon fire outside.

BI - Having a bon fire in the middle of your living room.

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GI: Letting Paul run for President.

BI: Letting Paul run for President while speaking as Yoda.

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GI: Letting Paul run for President.

BI: Letting Paul run for President while speaking as Yoda.

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Vote, you must! The March, freedom is on. Swiftboat captain, I was.

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