Whats next.....?

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

How soon until we get an 8 year old:

Drag Queen

Gimp Slave

Prostitute

transsexual

"Gay"* Hag (word changed to not upset the hypersensitive heterosexuals on the board)

Gladiator

bag of Cheez Its

Random Gothy refernce

sheesh.... come on people the 8 year old goth is a joke (though i dont know who is doing it.... but its surely not be or it would have been:

8 year old goth with Huge Penis

sorry could not resist that one

[Onyx]

I have to say, I am really seriously surprised that anyone here was taken in by that.

I don't know who it is but if we wanted to take the time to compare IPs I guess we could find out. I don't think it'd be worth the time.

[Dollardave]

If it is somebody who is 8 we should respect the fact that they would like to be here. I'm not an age discriminator or a sexist for that matter.

[Paper Hearts]

No Cheez-Its cold stay fresh that long. -And they come in a box, not a bag.

I think we had a gimp slave with that one guy who came on here saying he was a bad boy and needed to be spanked and so was looking for chicks. Remember him? -Everyone got all pissed off at him.

I'd say that our next most likely aquisition falls under your 'prostitute' catergory. Online "Lolitas" are actually quite common nowadays. Let me just warn you all now, when it finally happens, it'll seem like a highly debatable, subversive communist plot to end the American conservative's war for freedom in Iraq. Don't be fooled.

[the eternal]

Im very honest and very trusting.

Thank you Onyx/Zhukov. I need cynics to help me see the light

[Onyx]

Im very honest and very trusting.

Thank you Onyx/Zhukov. I need cynics to help me see the light

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Actually sometimes I wish I weren't so cynical, but it seems to be quite necessary these days.

[Onyx]

I'd say that our next most likely aquisition falls under your 'prostitute' catergory.

Nope.

We already had a prostitute here and she was somewhat vocal about her profession. I believe she lived in Canada. I don't think she made the jump from the old board though, and she wasn't around long either.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

Im very honest and very trusting.

Thank you Onyx/Zhukov. I need cynics to help me see the light

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actually I wasnt trying to help anyone see the light... just thinking of another excuse to use Huge Penis one more time

[Homicidalheathen]

GODDAMN IT STOP SAYING HUGE PENIS I am getting horny over here!

[JaneDead]

Nope. 

We already had a prostitute here and she was somewhat vocal about her profession.  I believe she lived in Canada.  I don't think she made the jump from the old board though, and she wasn't around long either.

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really?? i don't recall that. i bet she would love it here now with that huge penis on the loose.

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I heard that Holliwoods boss caught her looking at a HUGE PENIS .... so i guess homicidalheathen is not the only one interested in HUGE PENIS

[JaneDead]

is it me, or does that penis just get bigger and bigger?

[ZhukovCodeslinger]

I think HUGE PENIS size is in the eye of the HUGE PENIS beholder...

[Homicidalheathen]

I bet most guys wish they had a magic wand like this font thingy and they could just go poof or click, as it may be and make it bigger lol

[DarkVampire]

What's with this penis fetish? It sounds like penis envy.

[EvilEve]

Zhuk is in love with his huge penis...

[Reaper]

My penis is so long and thin, I loop it up and tuck it to the side of me like rope. That is the way to lasso the women in

[EvilEve]

... that just put such a picture in my mind i don't think i'll ever be able to remove it!

[Reaper]

... that just put such a picture in my mind i don't think i'll ever be able to remove it! 

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LOL, mission accomplished. Or is it just the beginning? :fear

[EvilEve]

glad you met your goal for that day!

[Vater Araignee]

See? This is why us tinny dicked dudes wish we had a every one makes a fuss over them.

[EvilEve]

... is your penis big enough?

[Daevion]

... is your penis big enough?

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big enough for government work

[FarrIL]

HAHAHA!! I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud in the school Library, reading this topic. All the HUGE PENIS going around is making me snicker uncontrollably.

[Msterbeau]

HAHAHA!!  I'm trying so hard not to laugh out loud in the school Library, reading this topic.  All the HUGE PENIS going around is making me snicker uncontrollably.

Go read the DGNer's for President thread. THAT is funny.. :laughing :laughing :laughing :laughing