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Your total is -3.

(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger. You are either highly cautious or a poor target.

You should not be foolishly overconfident however. Keep up the precautions and take the test again next month and don't fudge on your points."

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Your total is -15.

(Negative score) A minus score indicates that the criminal would be in danger FROM YOU. The greater the negative score...the greater the danger.

BANG BANG FUTHA MUCKA!!

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Your total is 18.

(0 to 50) This score shows a low risk of assault. You are either highly cautious or a poor target. You should not be foolishly overconfident however. Keep up the precautions and take the test again next month and don't fudge on your points.You go to nightclubs and pick up people?Don't drink in public. You can't control your actions if you can't control your body

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33

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55...I think it was the traveling question that killed me

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-666. LOL I'd end up getting their wallet when I was done with em.

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umm, 59. Surprised??

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:devil 7 I just know one thing that in America always watch your back and be aware of your suroundings.

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umm, 59.  Surprised??

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Wanna 69?

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54

I was a bit surprised.

But it's mainly 'cause of using ATM's at night.

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i'll blast a mutha fucker with my .40 cal glock. If not carrying that day, i'll shove a fucker's head through a pane glass window, and drag that jugular through some shards, carotid arterial bleeding rules. they

ll bleed out for ya in about 2 minutes, cus i'm not applying any pressure to that piece of shit's wounds. send an assailant straight to hell is what i'll be doing. bitches

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Wanna 69?

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69 was my actual score.

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Your total is 72.

(51 to 80) This shows that you have a moderate risk of robbery or assault. It would be a good idea to be more cautious and cut out visiting an ATM machine at night. Take a self defense or executive security course. Don't carry so many charge cards. Don't open your door to strangers. It puts you at risk. It has simply gotten too dangerous to use an ATM (automatic teller machine) after dark. Recommend ATM machines to be placed in police substations.You go to nightclubs and pick up people?Don't drink in public. You can't control your actions if you can't control your body Natural fur attracts 'loons' of a different sort. It attracts muggers and animal rights activists and they are equally capable of assaulting you. Fur from endangered species shows a high disregard for the environment and is not a safe way to flaunt wealth.

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I got a -42

I guess answering the door with a weapon and carrying a gun around finaly allowed me to win somthing! horray!!!!!! +1

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I'm cynical politically, but way too trusting personally. I suppose any of you could figure that out with how honest and naked I am on these threads.

Are you guys ready for this... :fear :fear :fear

Rate Your Risk

BEATEN

Your total is 97.

It would be a good idea to make out a will.

Put your portable valuables in a safe deposit box.

Think twice before you go nightclubbing or driving.

You are obviously having a fun life but to make it through another year it would be advisable to take up jogging, martial arts, firearms and carry a police officer with you when you go out.

Carry some cash (25 to 50 dollars) and fewer credit cards.

Don't open your door to strangers. It puts you at risk.

It has simply gotten too dangerous to use an ATM (automatic teller machine) after dark. Recommend ATM machines to be placed in police substations.

Who wants to be in my will????

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I find it no surprise that someone would likely beat your ass in a dark alley... :whistling

I'm cynical politically, but way too trusting personally. I suppose any of you could figure that out with how honest and naked I am on these threads. 

Are you guys ready for this... :fear  :fear  :fear

Rate Your Risk

BEATEN

Your total is 97.

It would be a good idea to make out a will.

Put your portable valuables in a safe deposit box.

Think twice before you go nightclubbing or driving.

You are obviously having a fun life but to make it through another year it would be advisable to take up jogging, martial arts, firearms and carry a police officer with you when you go out.

Carry some cash (25 to 50 dollars) and fewer credit cards.

Don't open your door to strangers. It puts you at risk.

It has simply gotten too dangerous to use an ATM (automatic teller machine) after dark. Recommend ATM machines to be placed in police substations.

Who wants to be in my will????

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ROFL!!! cheezITS is cracking me up...I almost fell outa my chair :laughing

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This actually happened to me several weeks ago.

I think I shall opt out of this one.

:blink

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