Genders for Inanimate Objects

[soothsayer]

You may not know that many non-living things have a gender. For example...

1) Freezer Bags - They are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them.

2) Copiers - They are Female, because once turned off, it takes a while to warm them up again. They are an effective

reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can wreak havoc if the wrong buttons are pushed.

3) Tires - Male, because they go bald and they're often over-inflated.

4) Hot Air Balloon - Male, because to get it to go anywhere you have to light a fire under it and, of course,

there's the hot air part.

5) Sponges - female because they're soft, squeezable and retain water.

6) Web Page - Female, because it's always getting hit on.

7) Subway - Male, because it uses the same old lines to pick people up.

8) Hourglass - Female, because over time, the weight shifts to the bottom.

9) Hammer - Male, because it hasn't changed much over the last 5,000 years, but it's handy to have around.

10) Remote Control - Female. Ha! Bet you thought it would be male! But consider this - it gives a man pleasure, he'd be

lost without it, and while he doesn't always know the right buttons to push, he keeps trying.

[phee]

Awsome!!!

[JaneDead]

:laughing

[Homicidalheathen]

[Msterbeau]

[Killer_Bunnie]

I loved that! are there more to come?

[Fierce Critter]

And here I thought this was going to be a discussion on French nouns. :grin

[Dollardave]

This is classic.

[Vater Araignee]

11) Car - Female because on a cold morning when you need it the most nether will turn over.

[Vater Araignee]

Oh I forgot...

12) Computer - Female you appreciate it most after it's gone down on you.

[soothsayer]

I loved that! are there more to come?

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Vater added a few of his own. :laughing