Ass stretching...

[Guest Game of Chance]

lol...a female friend of mine asked me yesterday if I knew any good exercises to stretch her ass out...

What she meant was...she had been working out and that her ass was sore...

She knew how to stretch her calfs, her quads, but didn't know how to stretch her glutes...

It just sounded funny, "Do you know how I could stretch my ass out?"

Needless to say, this will be an ongoing inside joke for years...

[TomCat]

hurdler stretches are good for the glutes

[holliwood66]

LOL~ a good one is to start by sitting up on the floor with knees to chest. Lower one leg and cross the other over the lowered leg. Pull the crossed leg toward the chest/oposite side and hold.

[TomCat]

it figures that the heading "Ass Stretching" would get both Holliwood and I out to post. LOL

[soothsayer]

I guess your friend will be the butt of many future jokes. :laughing

[Guest Game of Chance]

lol...umm yeah :grin

[holliwood66]

it figures that the heading "Ass Stretching" would get both Holliwood and I out to post.  LOL

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uh-huh...and what is that supposed to mean?? Think I'm a perv or something?

[Guest Game of Chance]

lol...

I can't wait to offer some "ass-isstance" with my friends dilemma

[Dollardave]

lol...a female friend of mine asked me yesterday if I knew any good exercises to stretch her ass out...

What she meant was...she had been working out and that her ass was sore...

She knew how to stretch her calfs, her quads, but didn't know how to stretch her glutes...

It just sounded funny, "Do you know how I could stretch my ass out?"

Needless to say, this will be an ongoing inside joke for years...

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I'll assist her with my rod.

[Guest Game of Chance]

It is that very reason...that comment...that i don't bring girls to city club...

What makes you think that I'm not going to "ass"ist her?

[Dollardave]

U into the back door boogie?

[Guest Game of Chance]

what's the old saying?

As long as I got my baretta, I'm down for whateva... :grin

[soothsayer]

:laughing

[paradox]

"pup is up, brown is down

now pup is down, where is brown?

where is brown? there is brown! mr. brown is out of town!"

:laughing

[NickolausPacione]

Do I sense a goatse joke coming on? With the subject line -- I had to ask.

[cusssedness]

Do I sense a goatse joke coming on?  With the subject line -- I had to ask.

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Actually, I think that is a quote from Dr. Seuss.

[DJ Nocker]

lol...a female friend of mine asked me yesterday if I knew any good exercises to stretch her ass out...

What she meant was...she had been working out and that her ass was sore...

She knew how to stretch her calfs, her quads, but didn't know how to stretch her glutes...

It just sounded funny, "Do you know how I could stretch my ass out?"

Needless to say, this will be an ongoing inside joke for years...

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that is one of the funniest things ive herd in a while....wow

[Hellion]

:devil Now remember: you must not ass-ume!

[DarkChylde]

Maybe she can try using one of those pocket-size car-jacks.

lmao!!

[gothicmom]

Back on topic, though a few days late....

When my booty is sore I do a yoga move called Downward Facing Dog. If you do it just right (heels up then slowly lower heels and raise the tail bone) it feels really good.

[Marblez]

Back on topic, though a few days late....

When my booty is sore I do a yoga move called Downward Facing Dog.  If you do it just right (heels up then slowly lower heels and raise the tail bone)  it feels really good.

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"Downward facing dog" its a great position for both on and off topic :laughing

....now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!! lol

[gothicmom]

"Downward facing dog" its a great position for both on and off topic  :laughing

....now that's what I'm talkin' 'bout!!!! lol

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Very true!!

[Brenda Starrr]

I saw this title, and it actually scared me.