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Okay I had this dream that this chick cop asked me to help her understand the physics of this auto accident by demonstrating via reenactment how I thought the situation ended as it did. And so at the end of my little on-scene scientific theatrics, I ended in an "upside down" position. That is my head, as I lay on the grass, outside of the smashed vehicle was to the south while my legs were to the north (I was trying to show how I thought the driver finished on the exterior of the car, as they did).

She arrested me because it is illegal to be upside down for any reason, apparently, in my dream world.

In the ensuing trial, my only defense was that I was innocent because nobody had made me aware of this law and that there is no way that they could really prove that north is "up" and south is "down", anyway.

They'd heard that shit a million times before. I lost because I was, by my own description, admittedly upside down, by the law's deffinition.

Just before I was jailed, I awoke.

How you like them apples?

What did you dream last night?

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that i went to work.

oh shit right.

yes forgot to go to bed again and i really was going to work.

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I drempt of sleeping

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damn. I want a bizarro dream where it's illegal to be upside down!

I dreamed stupid stuff that wasn't even entertaining. Something about work I think it was.

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that somebody loved me....

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Nice Smiths reference Dark! Smooth.

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That um.. I... I guess I din't have one last night.

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damn.  I want a bizarro dream where it's illegal to be upside down!

I dreamed stupid stuff that wasn't even entertaining.  Something about work I think it was.

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Right. Eat your heart out, Franz Kafka-

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i don't remember my dream last night

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I don't recall what I dreamt about. As long as it wasn't about something bad happening to my kids or my husband, I'm fine.

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oh yeah i know what it was now.....

Last night I had the strangest dream

I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya

And you said you had to get your laundry clean

Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said...

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no

I got to keep on moving

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

I'm running in a one touch ground, oh no

I got to keep on moving

You're on the road and now you pray you'll last

The road beyond was rocky

But now you're feeling cocky

You look at me and you see your past

Is that the reason why you're running so fast? And she said...

Never let another girl like you whip me over

Never let another girl like you drag me under

If I meet another girl like you I will tell her

Never want another girl like you have to say - oh!

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no

I got to keep on moving

Ain't nothing gonna break my stride

I'm running in a one touch ground, oh no

I got to keep on moving

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Last night, I dreamed that I went walked up to a bar, and there were all the CC/DGN people that I've never met. You were there*points*...and you were there*pointing again*...The only two I remember specifically were HomocidalHeathen & Saephyr.
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I had the pear dream again...

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I suppose I would get mobbed by people telling me that everyone dreams every night, if I said I rarely dream.

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actually its illegal to be diagonal but lets not get into the physics involved in order to preform this feat.....besides there could be another chick cop around corner

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Last night, I dreamed that I went walked up to a bar, and there were all the CC/DGN people that I've never met.  You were there*points*...and you were there*pointing again*...The only two I remember specifically were HomocidalHeathen & Saephyr.

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yeah i remember seeing you there :cool

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I've found that by keeping track of my dreams I can find out what they mean. Like when people or things shapeshift it signifies change in my life. What ever changes in the dream will change in life, however not usually in the way they change in the dream.

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Every night I have a nightmare that I will wake up...... then I do.

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Every night I have a nightmare that I will wake up...... then I do.

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Poor phEE!

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I need to go to the pity party....

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Last night was different: I swallowed a Unisom. If I take one of those before going to bed then I don't usually remember my dreams so well. Oh, but they're so absolutely Indispensable, those things-

I've promised the remainder of the bottle to a friend though, so the 'good times' are over for a bit, I fear.

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went to bed last night.

no dreams remembered at all (as per usual)

and i felt more tired than yesterday when i was cafine free and nearly 40 hrs plus on my feet.

conclusion. sleep is pointless

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went to bed last night.

no dreams remembered at all (as per usual)

and i felt more tired than yesterday when i was cafine free and nearly 40 hrs plus on my feet.

conclusion.  sleep is pointless

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Yes, fuck sleep! And I hope it didn't hear me say that-

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