Paper Hearts Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 Okay I had this dream that this chick cop asked me to help her understand the physics of this auto accident by demonstrating via reenactment how I thought the situation ended as it did. And so at the end of my little on-scene scientific theatrics, I ended in an "upside down" position. That is my head, as I lay on the grass, outside of the smashed vehicle was to the south while my legs were to the north (I was trying to show how I thought the driver finished on the exterior of the car, as they did). She arrested me because it is illegal to be upside down for any reason, apparently, in my dream world. In the ensuing trial, my only defense was that I was innocent because nobody had made me aware of this law and that there is no way that they could really prove that north is "up" and south is "down", anyway. They'd heard that shit a million times before. I lost because I was, by my own description, admittedly upside down, by the law's deffinition. Just before I was jailed, I awoke. How you like them apples? What did you dream last night?
Head Wreck Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 that i went to work. oh shit right. yes forgot to go to bed again and i really was going to work.
Onyx Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 damn. I want a bizarro dream where it's illegal to be upside down! I dreamed stupid stuff that wasn't even entertaining. Something about work I think it was.
Paper Hearts Posted September 29, 2005 Author Posted September 29, 2005 that somebody loved me.... <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Nice Smiths reference Dark! Smooth.
Msterbeau Posted September 29, 2005 Posted September 29, 2005 That um.. I... I guess I din't have one last night.
Paper Hearts Posted September 29, 2005 Author Posted September 29, 2005 damn. I want a bizarro dream where it's illegal to be upside down! I dreamed stupid stuff that wasn't even entertaining. Something about work I think it was. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Right. Eat your heart out, Franz Kafka-
Brenda Starrr Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I don't recall what I dreamt about. As long as it wasn't about something bad happening to my kids or my husband, I'm fine.
JaneDead Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 oh yeah i know what it was now..... Last night I had the strangest dream I sailed away to China, in a little rowboat to find ya And you said you had to get your laundry clean Didn't want no one to hold you, what does that mean? And you said... Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break my stride I'm running in a one touch ground, oh no I got to keep on moving You're on the road and now you pray you'll last The road beyond was rocky But now you're feeling cocky You look at me and you see your past Is that the reason why you're running so fast? And she said... Never let another girl like you whip me over Never let another girl like you drag me under If I meet another girl like you I will tell her Never want another girl like you have to say - oh! Ain't nothing gonna break my stride Nobody gonna slow me down, oh no I got to keep on moving Ain't nothing gonna break my stride I'm running in a one touch ground, oh no I got to keep on moving
unchaste Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Last night, I dreamed that I went walked up to a bar, and there were all the CC/DGN people that I've never met. You were there*points*...and you were there*pointing again*...The only two I remember specifically were HomocidalHeathen & Saephyr.
Shade Everdark Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I suppose I would get mobbed by people telling me that everyone dreams every night, if I said I rarely dream.
Daevion Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 actually its illegal to be diagonal but lets not get into the physics involved in order to preform this feat.....besides there could be another chick cop around corner
JaneDead Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Last night, I dreamed that I went walked up to a bar, and there were all the CC/DGN people that I've never met. You were there*points*...and you were there*pointing again*...The only two I remember specifically were HomocidalHeathen & Saephyr. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> yeah i remember seeing you there
DisturbedMania Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 I've found that by keeping track of my dreams I can find out what they mean. Like when people or things shapeshift it signifies change in my life. What ever changes in the dream will change in life, however not usually in the way they change in the dream.
The_Dark Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 no hope no harm.. just another false alarm...
phee Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Every night I have a nightmare that I will wake up...... then I do.
unchaste Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 Every night I have a nightmare that I will wake up...... then I do. <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Poor phEE!
Paper Hearts Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 Last night was different: I swallowed a Unisom. If I take one of those before going to bed then I don't usually remember my dreams so well. Oh, but they're so absolutely Indispensable, those things- I've promised the remainder of the bottle to a friend though, so the 'good times' are over for a bit, I fear.
Head Wreck Posted September 30, 2005 Posted September 30, 2005 went to bed last night. no dreams remembered at all (as per usual) and i felt more tired than yesterday when i was cafine free and nearly 40 hrs plus on my feet. conclusion. sleep is pointless
Paper Hearts Posted September 30, 2005 Author Posted September 30, 2005 went to bed last night. no dreams remembered at all (as per usual) and i felt more tired than yesterday when i was cafine free and nearly 40 hrs plus on my feet. conclusion. sleep is pointless <{POST_SNAPBACK}> Yes, fuck sleep! And I hope it didn't hear me say that-
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